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if anyone says MARGARET CHO... then i'll have to release a can of whoop ass cuz she sucks big rhinocerous dick.

 

just playin..

 

but she does suck.

 

REX NAVARETTE is the funniest

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on dave chappelles hbo show his bit about his friend racing and he was trying to tell him not to but instead it just came out "(inhale)well, sometimes a nigga gotta race"

 

i laughed so hard...hes hilarious

 

whose that long haired guy thats always on comedy central...really irreverent stuff, kinda talks like a hesher..wears sunglasses you can barely see his face? i kinda liked his stuff.

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Billy Connolly

 

Has nobody on here ever heard of him? Gruff, crude Scottish comedian. He's one of the funniest comedians, if not THE funniest comedian of all time. Seriously, if you haven't heard him, get some of his shit from Napster or that sort of shit, coz he is one funny mutherfucker. No matter how many times I hear him, I always laugh so hard it makes my cry. No joke

 

And if anyone has heard of him, you probably know what I'm talking about

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Steven Wright is my all-time favorite, Sam Kinison runner-up.

I would retell my favorite Steven Wright lines but it's so much about delivery that I won't bother.

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its eddie izzard, the transvestite british guy and he is fuckin hilarious. one of the best. def check him out if youve been sleeping. hes got four or five specials on tape

 

bill hicks

david cross.."the virgin mary raped me" haha

 

and that guy with the long hair and real monotone delivery, had a special on comedy central, kindof a hippie. shit hes funny

 

dave chapelle. "me and bob was chillin, dude rolled up, i punched that nigga and broke out"

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shit some more....

 

dana gould

anthony clark

patton oswald

carlos mencia... "pee wee herman arrested for jerking off in a porno theater. HELLOOO! thats what you fuckin do there!what did you expect, him to call siskel and ebert "hey holmes what did you think" its a 20 ft pussy.

hey officer you got a boner, sit down jerk off with me!"

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I've been losing my fucking mind for months now because nobody I know has heard of Mitch Hedberg!!! The funniest shit I've heard in sooooooooooo long! And my wife said he was on an episode of That 70's show... and I missed it!!!

 

Thank you to those who mentioned him for saving my sanity. I had begun to think that maybe I just dreamt it...

 

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Originally posted by Joker:

I've been losing my fucking mind for months now because nobody I know has heard of Mitch Hedberg!!! The funniest shit I've heard in sooooooooooo long! And my wife said he was on an episode of That 70's show... and I missed it!!!

 

Thank you to those who mentioned him for saving my sanity. I had begun to think that maybe I just dreamt it...

 

 

is that the guys name, he has long hair,silk seventies shirts, says shit like "escalator temporarily stairs" if so, he was on an episode of dr katz a long time ago..

anyway, if its the smae guy hes doing a movie soon, some thing with burrito in the title

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Eric...

"Hey man, can I get a coke?"

Mitch...

"I did not lose my leg in vietnam so that I could get you a coke."

Eric...

"Oh man... I didn't know you were in Vietnam."

Mitch...

"Like I said, I did not lose my leg in Vietnam so that I could get you a coke."

 

Or something to that effect...

 

Yeah, Mitch Hedberg is a good comedian. Very good. Good delivery and very original. Which is refreshing considering that slags that are out there lately.

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Chris Rock and George Carlin are the ones that I seen posted already. But I also think Dennis Miller Live is some funny ass shit. If you pay attention to the news or politics you'll be crackin up. Even if it's just to hear some George W. jokes or hear people say "motherfucker" like 10 times in a row cause they normally work on network tv. There was also this one HBO special with Jewish guy. I think he was bald. That guy was funny as hell too. The HBO specials are usually pretty cool for some laughs.

 

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jerry sadowitz (curly-haired, top-hatted, foul-mouthed bitter, twisted scottish guy) he is one sick sick bastard, he got a smack in the mouth off some nut in the audience in montreal for coming onstage and shouting 'good evening moosefuckers'...theres NOTHING he wont take the piss out of or make a joke of...he also does excellent billy connoly & david blaine impressions, he seriously despises those guys...apparently he's among the top five card trick experts in the world too, seriously recommended

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