massgraff Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 taking off holidays i didn't really have off. (old boss and he wasn't too upset) talking on cellphone(plant manager fag/new boss) watching tv in my own office(new boss) taking lunch in my office(new boss) long story short the new boss is an annoying pushy dickhead who loves to hear himself talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 30, 2012 Author Share Posted December 30, 2012 taking off holidays i didn't really have off. (old boss and he wasn't too upset) talking on cellphone(plant manager fag/new boss) watching tv in my own office(new boss) taking lunch in my office(new boss) long story short the new boss is an annoying pushy dickhead who loves to hear himself talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 i legit said to myself " fuck this place. i'm about to start sellin mad crack and weed" the other day. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I worked at a baseball camp when i was 14 and i got fired for smoking weed and spraying rap letters on the back of the dug outs during lunch. I worked at a liquor store earlier this year for two indian guys (dot kind) both named sonny, and they used to yell at me for stealing tall cans and taking to them in an indian accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 fired for giving a customer credit on a couple of drums, didn't know the customer was banned from the store, dick of a boss fired me for it. got fired for bullshit so i poured acid all over his nice hardwood floors and chlorine on the carpeted parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I got in trouble for selling weed to some old ladies on camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PickledBeetsOnTheStreets Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 i took a shit in the sink aaaand didnt wash my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 verbal warning yesterday for taking off the monday before christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Someone will be in trouble when I find out who broke my new calibrated glass lab cylinder. It was only a week old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I always get in trouble for calling in sick either that or being a dick to customers because they are being a dick to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Calling in sick frequently, I'd be on you for that. But dealing with annoying public? No way. I back my staff every single time. So you might not see that customer again? Big whoop. You're going to see that staff member five days a week for god knows how long. Also it's usually me yelling at customers anyway, so it'd be a bit hypocritical.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 haha yea man I wouldnt call in sick if i worked somewhere like your place mate (would love to cook but man the hours would kill my time with my son so a job fits around my family time rather than the other way round, it is why I have jobs I don't care about) but when your stuck on a phone for 8 or 9 hours a day you really cannot be fucked sometimes! Generally I would say my customer service is some of the best, I'm definitely really knowledgable about my job, but if someone thinks they can ring me up and kick off then I know they are gonna be ending that call feeling like a fucking twat once I put them in their place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Yeah, hours in this industry are a bit ridiculous. Definitely not conducive to any form of relationship. You should be able to make them feel like a twat. Even if they never call you back, they might think for a second before being a knobend to the next person they engage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 i hated my last job, only had if for about 4 months but i decided within 2 weeks of me being there that i would do everything in my power to be fired from it. most of this i didn't get caught for though, and i was eventually let go for being late too many times -coming in 2 hours late, every day for a month straight -missing work to see a football game -coming into work drunk/high as fuck (everyone there does that shit though lol) -constantly stealing things, regardless of whether they had any real value to me or not -mimicking my managers voice over the intercom at his expense -playing loud and offensive rap music over the intercom during store hours -mimicking darth vader over the intercom during store hours -calling in sick once every two weeks -tagging up the bathroom -pissing on all surfaces in the bathroom -hitting on all females who walked into the stores regardless as to whether they were hot or not -hitting on all males who walked into the store regardless as to whether they were hot or not -intentionally locking the keys in the office so no one could get in -stealing all the pens from the office, as well as printing paper, and staples etc. not all at once though. -making an effort to fart when in the presence of coworkers or people i generally didn't like. -intentionally marking down prices on things regardless as to whether they were on sale or not. stuff of that nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Cool man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Do you continue to show signs of being a bisexual fifteen year old at your current place of employment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 prolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Didn't read the thread (yet) Text from boss after this year's Xmas party... In case you forgot apparently you tried to smash XXXXXX last night. Not good. Will get back to you. Fuck IT, I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 frisbeeing a thick slice of garlic bread at a servers head & almost hitting a customer in the face. luckily, the gm was cool about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 Didn't read the thread (yet) Text from boss after this year's Xmas party... In case you forgot apparently you tried to smash XXXXXX last night. Not good. Will get back to you. Fuck IT, I say. YES! hahaha. christmas party stories oughta go in here too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I got told shit at a record shop I used to work in for calling a customer a miserable cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedwacko! Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 accidentally tipped over a shelf with 35 five gallon buckets of yeast, everybody on the maintenance floor bitched at me because i kept them a good 45 minutes at work when it was time to leave. use to work at a bread factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aumstarsbcf Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Generally everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 What Inappropriate_Responder said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 sleeping on the job honey badger dont give a fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Resting my eyes during a slow time. Not wearing the gay ass uniform properly. Sending my boss a professional email trying to get out of new, highly unnecessary tasks that she asked me to start doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 i got in trouble for sending a shitty email to the employee benefits scheme to tell them their computers they were offering staff were a rip off and low specced pieces of crap. fuckers almost gave me an official warning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 last job i had working for someone else my boss fired me 5 times before i quit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 at my job, they dont want supervisors hanging out with anyone working a lower position outside of the workplace because they feel that if we become friends, the supervisors wont check the subordinates when they fuck up....well, i hung out with a couple of subordinates and got in trouble when another subordinate found out and snitched me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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