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JEFFREYDAHMER

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BEEN A WHILE SINCE I BEEN ON HERE. I HAVENT PAYED ANY BILLS IN A FEW MONTHS SO THEY SHUT THE INTERNET OFF.

 

BUT HERES SOMETHING PRETTY FUCKIN FUNNY.

 

LAST MONTH MY ROOMMATE AND I DECIDE TO MOVE HIS FRIEND IN TO OUR APARTMENT IN THIS REALLY SMALL ROOM, THE UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK I GET IS NOT REALLY DOING IT SO WE NEEDED THE HELP ON RENT. THE KID MOVES A TON OF HIS STUFF IN. THINGS SEEM FINE THE FIRST FEW DAYS.

 

AFTER THAT, THE KID WENT CRAZY. HE STARTED TRADING ALL OF HIS SHIT FOR CELL PHONES AND CIGARETTES AND SHIT. GAVE AWAY A FLATSCREEN TV FOR A BROKEN PHONE, CONSTANTLY ASKING ME TO TRADE SHIT WITH HIM. JUST REALLY BIZARRE BEHAVIOR. HE KEPT TELLING ME.. "YO MAN, I THINK IM BIPOLAR OR SOME SHIT MAAAAAN" I ENDED UP JETTING AND STAYING AT MY FRIENDS CRIB FOR A FEW NIGHTS.

 

WELL ON THE THIRD DAY I WAS GONE, MY ROOMMATE CALLS ME SOBBING AND SAYS "PLEAAAASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!!!"

 

IMMEDIATELY I FREAKED OUT AND WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? HE SAYS "I CAME HOME AND THE HOUSE IS TRASHED AND ROBBED AND THERES WRITING ALL OVER THE WALLS AND WINDOWS ARE BROKEN" I JUMPED UP AND GOT READY TO LEAVE. I GUESS HOMIE GOT HOME FROM WORK AND THE NEW KID HE MOVED IN WAS ON THE CHAIR NAKED AND THE WALLS WERE COVERED IN SATANIC WRITING... LIKE SCARY ASS PSYCHO PENTAGRAM BULLSHIT, AND HE JUST KICKED HIM OUT CAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO. THE KID LEFT DOWN THE STAIRS AND BROKE TWO DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WINDOWS ON HIS WAY OUT. FUCKIN METAL!!!! COPS SHOWED UP AND TOOK PICTURES.

 

EARLIER IN THE DAY MY NEIGHBOR HAD COME UPSTAIRS TO SEE WHAT THE NOISE WAS ALL ABOUT AND THE KID ANSWERED THE DOOR WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE COVERED AND BLOOD AND SAID "ANDRE YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT GETTING THESE LOCKS CHANGED". LATER THAT DAY I ENDED UP FINDING A BUNCH OF MY KITCHEN KNIVES DOWN THE BLOCK IN A SATCHEL MADE OUT OF A RIPPED HOODED SWEATER. I FOUND MY SHOES IN THE MICROWAVE AND THERE WAS BOXES WITH FOOD AND KNIVES AND GUNS IN THEM UPSTAIRS.

 

WTF!!!!!!! THE KID ENDED UP COMING BACK AND STEALING MY MAILBOX RIGHT OFF MY BACK PORCH. NOW I HAVE A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF HIS LEFTOVER STUFF I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. I HOPE THE COPS GOT HIS ASS CAUSE THAT PSYCHO HAS A 12 GAUGE AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS.

 

THE WRITING ON THE WALLS WAS TOTALLY CONSISTENT WITH THE SCRIBINGS OF A SCHIZOPHRENIC DEVIL WORSHIPPER. ANYWAY I HAD MY ROOMMATE EVICTED AND THE LANDLORD WAS PRETTY COOL ABOUT CHANGING THE LOCKS AND SKIPPING A MONTHS RENT AS LONG AS I PAYED FOR THE PAINT TO REPAINT THE WALLS. FOUND A NEW ROOMMATE AND THINGS WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON.

 

JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL FOR COTTON FEVER AND ACUTE OPIATE WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME... ALSO ON TUESDAY ILL BE GETTING A TON OF SUBOXONE SO HERES TO KICKING HABITS!!!!!

 

XXOXOXOXOXOX ALWAYS,

-SWORDFISH MEATLOAF

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I HOPE THE COPS GOT HIS ASS CAUSE THAT PSYCHO HAS A 12 GAUGE AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS.

 

THE WRITING ON THE WALLS WAS TOTALLY CONSISTENT WITH THE SCRIBINGS OF A SCHIZOPHRENIC DEVIL WORSHIPPER.

 

 

Kid sounds totally normal ...,

 

and you're perfectly safe.

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YEAH NONE OF IT MADE SENSE. THE COPS WERE LIKE "THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS CRAZY"

 

IT WAS PARTICULARILY CREEPY FINDING A SELF MADE BAG MADE OUT OF A HOODIE DOWN THE BLOCK WITH MY WHOLE SET OF KITCHEN CUTLERY IN IT.

 

NEEDZ MOAR ARROWZ

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NEW

 

 

KITCHEN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BACON

EGGS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHIMNEY

 

 

 

 

Glad to know you still have really good decision making skills and a golden intuition Swordz

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^^^SHIT WASNT MY FAULT BRO..... HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ONE NIGGA WAS GONNA GO FLY STRAIGHT UP OVER THAT CUCKOOS NEST??

 

SCHIZOPHRENIA IS NO JOKE SON, IT CLOAKS ITSELF IN A DISGUISE OF NORMALCY... BEFORE YOU KNOW IT ITS TOO LATE AND NIGGAS RANSANCKED YOUR CRIB AND REFRIDGERATOR. AND MY JUDGEMENT WAS SUPERB IN CHANGING THE LOCK AND EVICTING ALL PARTIES INVOLVED EXCEPT MYSELF.

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