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i would rather_____than listen to the new kim kardashian song

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this thread is mero and boris approved

 

i would rather let a tranny give me a handjob and queef in my face than listen to kim kardashians new record

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she should be in the pornography business not the music business. any asshole with a ton of money can get a fancy recording studio and studio magic. and it still sounds terrible. the sound of her butt cheeks clapping while she is crying would be superior.

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this thread is mero and boris approved

 

i would rather let a tranny give me a handjob and queef in my face than listen to kim kardashians new record

 

I'm pretty sure the song sucks without hearing it, but you have some pretty low standards for what will lead you to engage in homo behavior.

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I'd rather jerk off with a sandpaper glove while simultaneously injecting hydrochloric acid into my eyeball while being pulled down the highway butt-naked at 100 MPH with a rope tied to my ballsack.

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I'm pretty sure the song sucks without hearing it, but you have some pretty low standards for what will lead you to engage in homo behavior.

 

fall back son, exit out my thread slowly,

and go back to posting your enormous porn collection

in the down with corporate america thread.

 

we all know this is you son

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dont get played

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a female famous for being in a porn tape makes the awful crossover into the pop music industry? how inconvenient for my ear drums, better bump some immortal technique

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I'd rather hear *gagging noises* coming from her throat than listen to the new Kim Kardashian song.

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I would rather post in this pathetic lame thread than listen to the new Kim Kardashian song.

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