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poison oak on my junk.


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NAW DUDE FUCK A JOKE. I USED TO BE AS SO ALLERGIC TO POISON IVY WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND SUDDENLY AM IMMUNE. GO IN THE SHOWER, GET YOUR WATER HOT ENOUGH TO SCORCH THE FUR OFF AN ANIMAL. GET YOUR NADS AND COCK REAL CLOSE TO THE STREAM TO GET MAXIMUM WATER PRESSURE(IM NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE HOT WATER, THE HOTTER THE BETTER) LET THAT SHIT SCORCH YOUR SHIT. I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER HAD AN ORGASM OR THAT CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE WAY THIS FEELS. FUNNY THING IS, IM DEAD SERIOUS. YOULL SEE. IN A SICK PERVERTED WAY I USED TO GET KIND OF EXCITED WHEN I GOT POISON OAK/IVY(SAME SHIT REALLY) JUST SO I COULD DO THE SHOWER SCHORCH ORGASM.

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