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Thursday Lunchtime Poll !!!

RE: THE BOOGER. Should I...  

34 members have voted

  1. 1. RE: THE BOOGER. Should I...

    • Do nothing.
    • Stealthily wipe it off.
      0
    • Eat da booger
    • Combine options 2 + 3
    • Tell him, apologize, hope I don't get hit later.
      0
    • Boogie Sneeze


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So here's the situation, as you're waiting in line for lunch or whatever, ponder. I'm in class and I just coughed a few times. I'm kinda sick so there was some crap back there.. but when i coughed, on the last one, i accidentally coughed out a booger that flew about 2 feet before splattering onto the jacket of the kid next to me.

 

:yuck:

 

Now, i have a dilemma...

 

What do I do??

 

:confused:

 

I see it this way, I can:

 

1) Do nothing (eww!)

2) alert the student to the presence of a mysterious slime on his sweatshirt

3) stealthily wipe it off

4) boogie hands

 

Picture for reference, you can see the booger in the corner of the jacket at the back of the chair.

 

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hahahaa nice.

pics make it awesome.

 

i'd go for a stealth wipe off.

with a boogie hand.

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Plus he is wearing some gay ass beach shirt. Tell him he has snot on his jacket...like this...

 

You: "Psst...you have some snot on your jacket"

Dummy: "Ah wtf dude, that's so gross, do you have kleenex on you"

You: "nah man, if I did I wouldn't have used your jacket as a tissue. SNAPS FAGGOT!!"

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Just leave it on there. Just because his style of clothing. And try to cough more to put more boogers on his jacket. Try to cough blood too.

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Fuck man...Leave that shit...let it smear and dry. In a couple days tell everyone that there is Jizz on his jacket. . . if you are in college and he is better at girl acquiring then you, tell all the females and acquire all the female assets.

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ya do nothing it was meant to be. its just a booger aint gonna kill him.

 

unless u have aids boogers.

 

plus this dude doesnt even know how to dress himself proper. he deserves anything coming to him.

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make fun of him in front of the class for wiping his boogers on his jacket. that'll learn him.

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