NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. i'm considering a lot of not so cool things. . .tonight might be the final straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. get him before he gets you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Are there going to be any pictures of him skinning the dog?...if not, I doubt this thread is going to get thread of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. replace dog with smaller looking version. tell him that's what the cold does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 7, 2011 Author Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Pretty sure animal control actually stopped by and said something to dude. I haven't heard or seen the dog since about 5 and usually he's yapping his head off right now. I might dye the dog a different color with food coloring when it gets warm to fuck with him. If I remember to do so I'll dig this thread up and post flicks. Thanks Channel Zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. That dog's life sounds like it sucks. You should throw him a hamburger next time he's out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. You really have to ask us about this?! Solution is obvious, mate. Take blunt object, kick in neighbour's door, attack neighbour with blunt object around head, hands, knees and base of the neck until neighbour is unconscious. Bind neighbour's hands and legs in a fashion that the person cannot move nor roll around knocking in to furniture. Cover mouth to muffle sound, cover eyes to disorientate. Close all curtains and tape around windows and doors to create the best air seal you can. Cover neighbour in cooking fat and salt. Let dog in to the house, remove all sources of food that the dog may smell. Continue to collect neighbour's mail and put garbage out for a month and allow nature to take its course inside. Maybe leave some running water for the dog. Open house as winter is passing. Should any concerned relatives show up during this period of time, repeat the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. take a dump on the dog's head. that'll keep him warm for a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. red rocket the dog infront of the owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. You really have to ask us about this?! Solution is obvious, mate. Take blunt object, kick in neighbour's door, attack neighbour with blunt object around head, hands, knees and base of the neck until neighbour is unconscious. Bind neighbour's hands and legs in a fashion that the person cannot move nor roll around knocking in to furniture. Cover mouth to muffle sound, cover eyes to disorientate. Close all curtains and tape around windows and doors to create the best air seal you can. Cover neighbour in cooking fat and salt. Let dog in to the house, remove all sources of food that the dog may smell. Continue to collect neighbour's mail and put garbage out for a month and allow nature to take its course inside. Maybe leave some running water for the dog. Open house as winter is passing. Should any concerned relatives show up during this period of time, repeat the process. why do i think youve done this before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. chill out OH INDEED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. yo write your tag on the dog, yo replace dog with smaller looking version. tell him that's what the cold does. take a dump on the dog's head. that'll keep him warm for a bit red rocket the dog infront of the owner Sneak out and strangle it. Tomorrow morning be like NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU ASSHOLE! THE COLD GOT TO HIM! On a serious note, have you spoken to the guy at all? Call Keepitrail. "I dare youse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. You really have to ask us about this?! Solution is obvious, mate. Take blunt object, kick in neighbour's door, attack neighbour with blunt object around head, hands, knees and base of the neck until neighbour is unconscious. Bind neighbour's hands and legs in a fashion that the person cannot move nor roll around knocking in to furniture. Cover mouth to muffle sound, cover eyes to disorientate. Close all curtains and tape around windows and doors to create the best air seal you can. Cover neighbour in cooking fat and salt. Let dog in to the house, remove all sources of food that the dog may smell. Continue to collect neighbour's mail and put garbage out for a month and allow nature to take its course inside. Maybe leave some running water for the dog. Open house as winter is passing. Should any concerned relatives show up during this period of time, repeat the process. it would never even work tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 GET MONEY AND BUY THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 LOLOLOL at the title change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineMind Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 LOLOLOL at the title change :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Kill that fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 somebody say....DOG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 there's that reno 911 episode where a guy convinces the cops that his dog is going to die soon and needs to be put to sleep, so the cops shoot the dog, then they find out it was actually his neighbor's dog and he was just trying to get it killed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 dog hunting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwriteforkicks Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Fill the dog up with laxative. knock the shit outta him, no pun intended.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Invite him over for a drink and delicious cake. Rufie him. Tie him to the fence with hamburger smeared on his balls. Videotape the dog licking it off. Send to the police. Send yearly letter C/O jail asking him how his prolapsed anus is treating him. Bonus points for raping his family to death with a Seven style razorcock while his dog licks his balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. i think im one of the last people to see the big lebowski. i will get around to watching it one day though. finally watched it last night. but the edited version on tv. i missed all the cursing :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 ..and apparently nudity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 damnit CG you are not doing it correct, you must see the full movie! DRESS THE DOG UP LIKE SPIDERMAN BEAT THE NEIGHBOR AND TIE HIM UP IN A WEB LIKE FASHION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 So wait- dude never got back on how he handled shit? Don't you hate when people start these threads and give no follow-up? I sense negs coming..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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