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My neighbor's asshole and his dog.

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So my neighbor has this dog that he leaves outside. The dog barks constantly all day and night. Right now it is 28 degrees out and supposed to get down to single digits tonight. Being that Channel Zero is full of knowledgeable assholes, what are some suggestions to get this dickhead to either treat his dog right? I've tried talking with animal services, but they weren't too confident about remedying the problem.

 

 

 

Oh, and here's Walter.

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Fucking dog has fucking papers man.

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load the dog up yourself and take him to the shelter..animal abuse FTL. you should probably shit in his mailbox as well

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KILL THE NEIGHBOOR , THEN THE DOG WOULD HAVE NO OWNER AND BE TAKEN TO A SHELTER .

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Sneak out and strangle it.

 

Tomorrow morning be like NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU ASSHOLE! THE COLD GOT TO HIM!

 

On a serious note, have you spoken to the guy at all?

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yeah unfortunately dognapping or antifreeze are prolly the best ways to go. :(

 

a guy who lives in my neighborhood spent several months reporting a neighbor who did this same shit. finally, the dogs were taken away from the neighbor, then the guy's car got all sorts of fucked up. clearly they knew who'd reported them.

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dont listen to these guys, just take photos or record a video, wait till the dog dies, THEN report him.

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Sneak out and strangle it.

 

Tomorrow morning be like NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU ASSHOLE! THE COLD GOT TO HIM!

 

On a serious note, have you spoken to the guy at all?

 

i'd rather not make an issue of it to dude's face. i get pissed about people abusing living things, human or otherwise and would most likely overreact.

 

plus, like someone else said, it could possibly lead to property damage and other bullshit that i don't want to deal with.

 

i'd hate to kill the animal, but that's the same advice my dad gave me and most likely what would happen if animal control actually did something about the problem.

 

fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

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Burn his house down, it will keep the dog warm while it burns, then once it stops burning the guy will know what it is like sleeping in the cold

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This is too bad, the dog's the symptom, not the problem, and it could be difficult to cure an asshole neighbor if he doesn't want treatment. If you're the type to have called animal control, then you might as well send an anonymous letter to your neighbor simply stating the issue and that it's annoying. Alternatively, if you want a quick night of peace you can get a decent sized cow bone from the supermarket or butcher for cheap. Throw that shit in with the dog and he'll be busy with it for hours. If nothing else, wait until the dog is outside for the night and burn the motherfuckers house down.

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used to have the same problem with two neighbors back when i was younger. i tried throwing snowballs at the dogs, shooting them with bb guns, attempting to let them out into the street to get hit but nothing ever went to plan and usually would just end up worse with more barking. eventually another neighbor of mine who is some old dick head reported her and it hasn't been a problem since.

 

 

so...my advice is to report it as a noise complaint

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This should work on dogs too, right?

 

The sponge method. Take a sponge and cut it in small pieces. Soak the pieces in bacon grease or gravy. Leave the pieces out for the mice to eat. The mice will be attracted to the grease or gravy, and will eat the sponge pieces. The sponges will swell inside the mice and kill them.

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Whatever you decide on doing dont be all passive aggressive about it.

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hahah the pictures make this thread hilarious, on the real its fucked up, do what the majority ahve been saying homie

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Like hater said, call Keepitrail and get yourself a nice rug out of it, thats if the ghost dog dosnt steal it.

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i think im one of the last people to see the big lebowski.

i will get around to watching it one day though.

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