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Lost cell phone texts.

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I got a text from some one that found my boys phone. They were nice and let me know where it could be found etc.Shitty thing is, that the last text I sent him was a homoerotic type joke..........

 

 

 

 

Anyone ever find random phones with odd text messages?

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Some drunk guy talked shit to me one night and dropped his cell as his friends dragged him away.

This was years ago, when cells had the slide out antennas.

That shit got used for long distance calls to call my boy in Germany for the night and then thrown in a creek.

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found an iphone with a cracked screen and all couldnt figure out the code so i hadda wait for someone to call, with intentions of giving it back. the guy who called was a dick and accused me of stealing his phone sooo i sold it for $20

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I found this phone at my school....so i tried calling the last number that was dialed with it from my cell phone...so i could give it back..they didn't pick up.

 

then i started looking through the pictures...it was a cute mexican girls phone.

unfortunately, she didnt have any nudes of herself on the phone, but instead pics of her and her family and little kids and stuff.

 

about 10 minutes later, i saw this mexican girl and her friend walking around the area looking for something...and i said "are you looking for your cell phone"

 

then i gave it back to them.

 

boring story?

 

yes.

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That dude from Superbad was on Conan last night talking about losing his phone in a cab, and I was saying how it would be funny to find that. If you went through the call log to try to call someone and return it, and the numbers were all David Cross and Jonah Hill or whoever... and then we all started trying to decide what celebrity's phone would be funniest to find.

 

I said Lorne Michaels or Kanye's.

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it wasnt a joke because you are a ass pounding faggot.

 

 

yo I keep my faggotry to text messages....I ain't out there trolling for twinks in a fucking v neck shirt using my son as queer bait!

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my friend lost his phone in Disney and our other friend texted him some things and my friend thinks they went through his phone cuz they gave him funny looks or something.

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i've found a ton of phones in my day, only 1 i called someone to return it.

 

usually the person calls asking for it and we fuck with them.

only one phone with the guy's wife nudies on it

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one day i was walking down the street to buy some food, on the way i look down and see a brand new samsung whatever-the-fuck-it-was, had an all touch screen. still had the plastic film sheet over the screen so it was obviously new.

 

 

 

i sold it for $400.

 

 

 

 

 

 

turned out to belong to a girl i went to school with, she got a new phone for free from her contract and i got an easy $400

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friend of mine found a dudes droid phone, guy called my friend and offered a reward upon return. my friend proceeded to meet the guy only to have undercover cops come at him for the phone, the dude had reported it stolen, but failed to mention that he offered a reward for it, so of course nothing happened. fail on his part and the cops with nothing better to do

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about a year ago i kept some kind of log from my shit with pictures on my cell,

it got stolen and had like 60 photos of different kind of shit on it, with the occasional dick picture.

 

i wonder what they tought..

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i've found six cameras, countless ipods and a few phones. ALWAYS go through it before giving it to the alpine guest services.

 

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A few months back I was at a rave and found a perfect working iphone on the floor.

I stayed in the same spot and about half an hour later saw some guy with his girl looking at the floor all concerned and shit.

Gave him back his iphone and he was so thankful he gave me twenty pounds.

Good karma and an easy 20.

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Some drunk guy talked shit to me one night and dropped his cell as his friends dragged him away.

This was years ago, when cells had the slide out antennas.

That shit got used for long distance calls to call my boy in Germany for the night and then thrown in a creek.

 

Fuck yea

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A few months back I was at a rave and found a perfect working iphone on the floor.

I stayed in the same spot and about half an hour later saw some guy with his girl looking at the floor all concerned and shit.

Gave him back his iphone and he was so thankful he gave me twenty pounds.

Good karma and an easy 20.

 

Great Job.

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