sarcasm Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 there's one chillin in my patio. /metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sarcasm Posted October 12, 2010 Author Share Posted October 12, 2010 uhhhhhhhh i love mams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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penmanship Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 bat flew in my house once when I was a kid and my dad screamed like a girl. I'll never forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 calling the exterminator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MedicineCabinet Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 bats theyre cool as fuck sonar & shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 THE GREAT OUTDOORS WITH JOHN CANDY AMD DAN AKROYD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earl broclo ESQ Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I lived in a 3rd floor apartment that was an attic transformed into an apartment. I had these old windows that had small holes in the screen, holes big enough for a bat to wiggle through. So one day I came home to my cat staring at my laundry basket. Then I hear this squeal noise only to find a bat folded up in the laundry basket squealing. Apparently my cat fucked it up and left it in the laundry for me to admire. I ended up putting it in a pizza box and throwing it outside. Then one night I came home 100% shitfaced. I was "talk to yourself" drunk. So I sit down in my living room and notice this shadow going across the hallways. I go out there and it's a fucking bat flying in circles. So being stupidly drunk, I instantly reach down and grab an acoustic guitar. I turn back around and actually yelled "YOU COME IN MY FUCKING HOUSE" before swinging the guitar through the air to create a nice solid THUD. There on the floor lay the bat, dead or knocked out. I stood above it talking shit saying "That's right mother fucker! That's right!" All while beating it with the guitar like Kevin Dillon beat that kid in Platoon. Fuck bats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Fuck bats. this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Caligula --I said "fuck bats" not "fuck fats." Just want to make sure you understand what you're co-signing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 :lol: oh shit!....i read it wrong! i thought you were switching over to the fat side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blood fart Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 In downtown Austin, there are tons of bats that live under one of the bridges. Erry night at dusk, they swarm out. It's pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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testpattern Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 where i live in houston, every night at sunset flocks of bats come out and feed on the insects and shit in the trees by my house. bats can give you rabies. if you are bitten by a bat, you need to get that shit checked immediately. be careful around those fools! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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