shai Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 He's not gonna give it back. and how long does an asskicking really inconvenience someone? Couple days, tops. I want to fuck with this guy for at least two weeks. He called a couple hours ago and threatened my room mate while I was out, basically said "You better get out of Oakland" to which my roommate said "I'd love to, give me my ID and I will." So now I REALLY want to fuck his life up good....the weed is sacked up, painted and ready to go. Some of you- no, a lot of you- seem to lack imagination, initiative and a sense of humor not to mention the noticeable absence of anything resembling a "ride or die" mentality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 you got hpv right? spread the gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 THIS THREAD IS BRINGING OUT THE "FAGGOT" IN MANY MEMBERS HERE... I'M APPALLED............ THIS. And I only read page 1. Your intro to this problem sucks. You're going to call dude up & say that for real? How fucking old are you? Is that shit really a threat? This motherfucker has your guy's ID, your guy has legal issues, and needs to leave soon. You take your ass over there w/ your boy, grab this shithead, and you threaten to pummel his ass and/or pummel his ass until he tells you where the shit is. If you're really concerned, wear a mask, just work on some pressure points or other shit that won't leave marks but will cause pain, it's not that difficult. Other than that, if I were that guy & you started fucking up my shit, I would just cut up the ID. Also, if you're Mr. nonviolent I can't retaliate wah wah wah, then one of you will spend the very few bucks it will take to get a can of paint and end it then & there. As a final thought to entertain you and your ideals, one terrible thing you could do solely as a revenge/make you feel better/even is to write/scratch 'Child Molester" on his car. The majority of people will assume dude is guilty for that to happen no matter what and he'll never be looked at the same again, if not get his ass kicked on the way to try to cover it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 serious ideas: industrial road tar and its many applications. metal hacksaw and sawing costly hipster bike frames in half. also, i like the locks. if they live in a warehouse i suggest locking as much offensive stuff to their door as possible. dumpsters + locks + dead things sounds fun. make sure its heated up so the bacteria really thrive. etch his windows? do they have cars? if so, locate a boot, and boot their cars. no way out of that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 the child molester written on the car idea is one of the few "non-violent" offerings that would manifest anger in a legit, endless way. you don't check this motherfucker correctly, he's probably gonna pull the same shit again down the road... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 just fuck his mom and get her pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 anyone seen that camron killa season where he beats dude up and pisses on him? that seems fitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Wait till all of em are out of the spot and put this in all the locks, http://www.ellsworth.com/display/productdetail.html?productid=46&Tab=products They will never work again. I get the packets free at work, but they have the syringe style at OSH, Lowes, ect for free, if you're not a pussy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 As retarded as every idea except "kick his ass" or "buy a new ID" has been, scratching child molester into someone's car makes up for all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 Yeah, I could appreciate that one. I'm not one to go picking fights. I have no problems with defending myself, but I don't advocate the use of violence as a solution. And before you call me a pussy or whatever, I highly doubt most people on the internet are the badasses they claim to be or handle their business in such a manner. A couple of you who I know, sure. The rest of you, not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Road tar FTW. Roofies and a forehead tattoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 THIS THREAD IS BRINGING OUT THE "FAGGOT" IN MANY MEMBERS HERE... I'M APPALLED............ :lol: :lol: :lol: But then you go from that to this? LOL U SHULD PUT STINK BOMS UNDER HIS DOORMAT HAHAHALOL I am gonna negaprop you for the second one. You just brought out the faggot in yourself!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 He's not gonna give it back. and how long does an asskicking really inconvenience someone? Couple days, tops. I want to fuck with this guy for at least two weeks. He called a couple hours ago and threatened my room mate while I was out, basically said "You better get out of Oakland" to which my roommate said "I'd love to, give me my ID and I will." So now I REALLY want to fuck his life up good....the weed is sacked up, painted and ready to go. Some of you- no, a lot of you- seem to lack imagination, initiative and a sense of humor not to mention the noticeable absence of anything resembling a "ride or die" mentality. Now Shai, comon my dude. You know if you administer the ass whipping in the right manner it will inconvenience him for more like 2 weeks to 6 weeks, possibly longer. My vote goes to the ass whipping of this douche bag for being a prick. Fuck him, and his hipster ways!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I am gonna negaprop you for the second one. You just brought out the faggot in yourself!!! Pretty sure dude is being sarcastic... The child molester idea is pretty solid. External power meters/boxes are always fun with some patience. Take the fuses out and make sure they cant be replaced, should make things interesting for a day or two. Try and intercept his mail, can find some useful information on people that way. Can you flick the warehouse? It's hard to imagine what could be done when i have no idea what's possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 He lives in a warehouse, so I think my first move will be to fill up a case of beer bottles with house paint and make the front of the place look like a Jackson Pollock painting. If anyone has any suggestions for refvenge I'll consider them as long as they don't require money. cali people are such faggots when it comes to confrontation /nohate in texas we beat peoples ass for less. piss filled paint? that's the best you thought of? seriously, stick this fuck face right in his teefus, take his wallet, get dudes shit back. we all have guns here, we dont get problems from hipsters. idk wtf is going on in cali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 You obviously dont want to hear this, but kicking his ass is the easiest, quickest, least expensive option... but if you tryin to get funky... This really depends on what is currently happening in Oakland which i assume is a lot... find current events such as kidnapping, murder, drug house whatever... give an 'anonymous' tip to the authorities which will result in the swat, dea, fbi whatever have you bustin down his door, tying his hipster ass up and tearing his shit hole house up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 BEAT HIS FUCKING FACE IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 As retarded as every idea except "kick his ass" or "buy a new ID" has been, scratching child molester into someone's car makes up for all of them. Take it 1 step further. Put his face on some "child molester in neighborhood" flyers and put up a couple hundred of em. paint it on his garage door in rap letters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 make an andre the giant has a posse sticker of his face wheatpaste the warehouse with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 cali people are such faggots when it comes to confrontation /nohate in texas we beat peoples ass for less. piss filled paint? that's the best you thought of? seriously, stick this fuck face right in his teefus, take his wallet, get dudes shit back. we all have guns here, we dont get problems from hipsters. idk wtf is going on in cali. HAY BRO, WE AREN'T ALL FAGGOTS K? AND LEXDIAMONDS, YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU DON'T SEE THE BLATANT SARCASM IN MY POST. C'MONSON.JPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 HAY BRO, WE AREN'T ALL FAGGOTS K? see: /nohate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Pretty sure dude is being sarcastic... The child molester idea is pretty solid. External power meters/boxes are always fun with some patience. Take the fuses out and make sure they cant be replaced, should make things interesting for a day or two. Try and intercept his mail, can find some useful information on people that way. Can you flick the warehouse? It's hard to imagine what could be done when i have no idea what's possible. Well he still got negged!!!! :lol: Tyler the Creator is a beast!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 shai didn't you text message bomb someones phone for me like 3 years ago? That seems funny. Once you get the ID back, break homies nose.....seriously do it, it will be funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I suppose you could do that if you were in high school and didn't know about CIA/SIS dirty tricks manuals or read "The Monkeywrench Gang"....oh wait, the internet changed all that, now everyone's an expert. But the funny thing is that I went to the internet for some ideas and so far about all I have gotten out of this thread is "Beat him up," variations on "Poop on him" and "Get a new ID." Not exactly the response I was hoping for, but I'm optimistic. its sarcasm, obviously... also, i suggested a few "peaceful" revenge tactics. after suggesting just taking the id, of course. but thats cool, skimmers read what they expect to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 make an andre the giant has a posse sticker of his face wheatpaste the warehouse with them this gets my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 pretty sure you got this covered mang. god speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i knew a kid who took a shit in a bucket then filled it with milk and let it sit in the sun for a week. he then dumped it in the sunroof of a guys car to get revenge. so yeah, i never really fucked with that guy. who the fuck? do i know them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 catch him off guard.. confront him.. commence to lay down a whoopin.. very simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 How about just beat the shit out of him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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