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So my housemate got really drunk at his friend's house, passed out in his friend's roommate's room and left his ID there. He can't leave town without it and he's supposed to be on a plane in a couple weeks.

 

The roommate is claiming that he fucked his room up and stole a can of spraypaint- which are both things that I can't see him doing- but either way, he's refusing to return the ID unless he's compensated for some undetermined sum. Despite the fact that I know he's full of shit, I offered to giv e my housemate him a can of paint but this kook doesn't want MY paint...so it's pretty obvious he's doing this to be a dick and won't even tallk to my housemate face to face because he's a bitch-made hipster faggot.

 

I already have some pretty brutal shit lined up for this ass clown, He doesn't know me or where I live, but I know who he is, where to find him, what kind of car he drives...bascially I got his number and he doesn't even know it. So I'm gonna call him today and say "You're fucking with my friend who's about to leave town and he''s not satisfied with the situation...so to remedy that he's gonna pass this off to a bunch of anarchists who don't have jobs, don't own shit and don't give a fuck about the cops or going to jail....but the two things we do have are an abundance of free time and fertile imaginations. Do you see where I'm going with this? We can make driving you and everyone around you insane our full time jobs. With shifts."

 

He lives in a warehouse, so I think my first move will be to fill up a case of beer bottles with house paint and make the front of the place look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

 

If anyone has any suggestions for refvenge I'll consider them as long as they don't require money.

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The other thing I was considering was taking all of the dumpsters on that block, piling them up in front of their door and padlocking them together. We have a mail sack full of open padlocks from a lockpicking workshop we did over the summer, so I'd like to put them to good use.

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i knew a kid who took a shit in a bucket then filled it with milk and let it sit in the sun for a week. he then dumped it in the sunroof of a guys car to get revenge. so yeah, i never really fucked with that guy.

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how about puke?

 

actually, you can get sardines cheaper than paint, get a whole bag of em and just throw em on his roof. no one will come near the place for a while, and also, getting seagulls to shit on everything will be a nice touch

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Another thing I'm considering that will help my house out is filling up the dumpsters with all of the junk in our yard then padlocking them shut....I really want to do something creative with these locks.

 

I was also thinking about getting a bunch of people to form a picket line in front of their warehouse. It's in an industrial neighborhood, so if we make up a bunch of signs that say things like "THIEVES LIVE HERE" and "STOP GENTRIFICATON" we can get other folks in the area involved.

 

That reminds me...they're art students and occasionally they have shows in their space, so it's not like it would be that hard for me to get in the house. I'd just have to wait for their next event.

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

 

 

 

 

 

kick his ass????

 

 

 

 

fuckin with peoples houses is some highschoolfridaynightfootballvarsityspintiresinlosingteammembersyard shit

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Do a roller of his number either on the warehouse or in close proximity with his name and number and say some classic shit like call ***-***-**** for a chance to win free gas or money or some shit for a year or something. Have mad people blowing his shit up so he cant sleep

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Another thing I'm considering that will help my house out is filling up the dumpsters with all of the junk in our yard then padlocking them shut....I really want to do something creative with these locks.

 

I was also thinking about getting a bunch of people to form a picket line in front of their warehouse. It's in an industrial neighborhood, so if we make up a bunch of signs that say things like "THIEVES LIVE HERE" and "STOP GENTRIFICATON" we can get other folks in the area involved.

 

I don't really see how any of this is even bad enough to be considered revenge?

 

And why doesn't your boy just get another ID?

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

 

 

 

 

 

kick his ass????

 

 

 

 

fuckin with peoples houses is some highschoolfridaynightfootballvarsityspintiresinlosingteammembersyard shit

 

We're nonviolent. Chaotic and slightly malevolent, sure, but nonviolent.

 

And since he's only doing this to fuck with my friend, I think upping the ante considerably is perfectly justified. I want to show him what revenge is REALLY all about.

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No need for childish threats or paint bombs.

 

Just show up like you are gonna pay him and take it from him.

 

If he protests, bust his snot box.

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WHY DON'T YOU KIDNAP THE FUCKING DUDE, MOLLYWHOP HIM, AND MAKE HIM GIVE YOU THE ID BACK INSTEAD OF ALL THIS PETTY, CHILDISH BULLSHIT... IF YOUR NON-HIPSTER TRUST... WAIT, I MEAN CRUST, ANARCHIST PALS REALLY AREN'T AFRAID OF THE LAW THEN I SEE NO REASON WHY YOU ARE ASKING US FOR ADVICE...

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I don't really see how any of this is even bad enough to be considered revenge?

 

And why doesn't your boy just get another ID?

 

He has some legal issues that prevent him from doing so.

 

I don't want to do anything that can't be undone, I mostly want to make things as confusing and inconvenient as I can for them for a couple weeks.

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well then im sure your familiar with the old /b/ tactics, order a shitload of pizzas he wouldnt eat (like meat lovers if hes vegetarian) to his house, rent all the movies/games you want in his name with his adress so he gets the bill, all these involve pretty much zero risk.

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also, put his contact info down for every single religious group you can find. just walk around downtown and ask old, well dressed black people about god.

arrange various craigslist activities with his name and adress.

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