POINTFIVE Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 ALSO LET MR. P5 GIVE U A LIL TIP IF YOU REALLY WANNA FUCK THE NIGGA UP AND GET HIM FLASHBANGED (POSSIBLY DEADED IF HE FUCKS AROUND) AND ALL THAT, CALL YOUR LOCAL PD (NOT FROM YOUR NUMBER DINGUS) USE A SPOOF TO CHANGE YOUR # TO HIS # AND BUG OUT TO THE OPERATOR ABOUT HOSTAGES OR SOME SHIT SWAT GONNA BE KICKIN IN HIS DOOR ALL TACTICAL 5 MINS AFTER YOU HANG UP THE PHONE ALSO WORKS WITH FD AND SHIT, SAY "MY HOUSE ON FIRE FFFFUUUUU" AND HANG UP. FUCKIN GUY GONNA BE GETTIN TRUCKS ALL HOURS ;x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 Here....this is really fucking simple, but reading comprehension being what it is I'll break it down like crack cocaine for everyone. I (or about a dozen other people) could ratpack this guy no problem, that's not the question here. The issue is that this guy is threatening to do something to my friend if he doesn't leave town while simultaneously preventing him from leaving town. So I want to fuck with him like he's fucking with my friend. Hard, with no grease, no kiss afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 eat curry..drink laxotives shit in beer bottles ..proceed. or be a man kick the door down smack the cunt silly and ask for the id. not hard shai..not fucking hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 You know what's hard? Chinese algebra. I thought appealing to the mean streak of Channel Zero was sure fire win but so far it's mostly "womp womp." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Yeah, but like, why don't you just beat his ass? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 Do I need to draw pictures? Interpretive dance? Semaphores? What works around here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 exactly..i mean come on this guys trying to act hard so show him. but if you want creativity get me some whiskey and weed and make sure you have a notepad as ill be able to give you a years worth of mind fuckery. the swat ideas are fucking pricless though :lol:,fake drugs are always a good way to get his ass beat. i like my idea of shit ballooning his wharehouse to make that shit septic stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Perhaps interpretive dance on his facial structure? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 So what's more important here, fucking his day up or getting the ID back? Or is your boy trying to get it back, and you just want to mess with the guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 wait outside his house with as many people you can get to go along with you. supply sandwiches. wait for him to come home or leave home. walk him ever so nicely back inside. surround him. get ID back. do all of the revenge shit AFTER you get the ID back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 slip him lsd in some sort of food/ drink 20+ hits. fix him right up for a while 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 yall could role play... you play maino... he plays yung berg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 He's not going to give the ID back. That's pretty much established. We already tried showing up with a few no-nonsense individuals (i.e. three ex-cons) whereupon he promptly bitched out and sent his girlfriend to deal with us. And since we weren't invited in and one of us was on parole, we didn't want to push the issue. I decided to let this marinate for a bit...I think he's expecting retaliation at this point, and I want to wait till he's not. But if I see him on the street he's gonna get shook the fuck down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Just hug it out like men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 urinate in his anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 ID: THE 100 YEARS WAR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 He's not going to give the ID back. That's pretty much established. We already tried showing up with a few no-nonsense individuals (i.e. three ex-cons) whereupon he promptly bitched out and sent his girlfriend to deal with us. And since we weren't invited in and one of us was on parole, we didn't want to push the issue. I decided to let this marinate for a bit...I think he's expecting retaliation at this point, and I want to wait till he's not. But if I see him on the street he's gonna get shook the fuck down. Interesting. Did you consider, perhaps, beating his ass? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Shai I haven't read this whole thread but has anyone suggested just beating his head up with your hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 He's not going to give the ID back. That's pretty much established. We already tried showing up with a few no-nonsense individuals (i.e. three ex-cons) whereupon he promptly bitched out and sent his girlfriend to deal with us. And since we weren't invited in and one of us was on parole, we didn't want to push the issue. I decided to let this marinate for a bit...I think he's expecting retaliation at this point, and I want to wait till he's not. But if I see him on the street he's gonna get shook the fuck down. ....marinate? FUCKING MARINATE??!! are you serious? you had 3 convicts and you guys expected to get invited in? seriously?? you bring the convicts for the one and only reason that they dont give a fuck about an invitation. HOW BIG IS A HIPSTER BITCH ANYWAY? PUSH THE BITCH ASIDE, GET SAID ID, ?????, PROFIT! if you sleep on the payback you wont be as angry and eventually just not do anything at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 i dont understand why you wont just muscle your way to the ID. It belongs to your friend, this guy is keeping it hostage for a can of paint. Your friend needs the ID. I'm not understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim540 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Murder Junkies = BadLuck 13? If so then :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: nope Murder Junkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 So you guys are suggesting he take the ID back by force? Interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 ????? You went there w/ 3 ex-cons and accomplished nothing? What did they do time for- being a bitch? Tax evasion? What is the point of taking 'ex-cons' with you if you don't do shit? I'm not sure if you're trying to sound tough by saying ex-cons or you're trying to say that they all had shit over their head preventing them from doing more, but jeez, I don't get the point of it either way if you got nothing. This is becoming sad. BTW, maybe a long shot, but have you maybe considered......... KICKING HIS ASS?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 mmmhhmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 FAKE WAREHOUSE SALE hipster bike parts....all over CL cool clothes WEDDING DRESSES? put up posters etc also include faggots phone number THEN BEAT HIM UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 this just gets better and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 i dont understand why you wont just muscle your way to the ID. It belongs to your friend, this guy is keeping it hostage for a can of paint. Your friend needs the ID. I'm not understanding. I don't either. What I do know is that he's probably not gonna return it since we're not trying to give him any money. I also think that this should have been handled right away, this nonsense has been going on for a while...either way I'm over it and want it taken care of. We decided that on Saturday we're gonna go down there as a group with lawn chairs and a cooler full of food and beer and camp out in front of the place till he comes out or shows up. Then we're going to come to some kind of understanding or....I don't know, that part still hasn't been worked out. We also decided that if we piss him off enough he might try to make a move, in which case we'd be 100% justified in tearing the roof off the sucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 thats a great idea! rent a crane and remove his roof. that'll teach em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 1. collect boogers in jar. 2. push boogers in rectum with finger 3. hold him down 4. fart said booger confetti into his face. 5. ???????? 6. profit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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