Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
DIRTY D

need to pass a drug test

Recommended Posts

lots and lots of water... or detox...

also indian buddy at the gas station said drinkin

the pickle juice from those single pickle bags works well..

learn something new every day huh...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Nothing works except time, trust.

Esp. if you looking into security or some shit.

 

This ^^ or sneak in clean piss with you.

Drinks don't work.

Overflowing yourself with water don't work.

Why are you sitting around smoking drugs instead of having a job anyway?

You fail.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Edit fuck up:

 

 

sur gel in a big glass of warm water an hour before and don't piss

and then drink some more water right before the test and he will

pass. even a five panel, despite what umad.gif will say. i talked to

a lab analyst not long ago about it. the only way you can't pass is

if it's a hair test.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i've used the liquid stuff and the synthetic piss.the liquid stuff worked for me,and i'm a daily smoker.the synthetic piss is straight too,just keep warm by your nuts and your good to go.

 

and not doing drugs always works too.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You gotta smoke medical man

 

Then you could smoke minutes before the test and pass it because since the test is a medical thing and the pot you would be smoking is medical it goes together man.

 

Medical.

 

Man

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The only drug you can even get caught for is weed unless you are a fucking degenerate addict.

Most other shit is out of your body in a couple days or a week.

Except for your hair, like Casek said.

So, the question is...are you a fucking degenerate addict or just an idiot who thought he could smoke before a drug test?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Take an Unlubed condem and wash it out.

Have a clean person piss into a container for you.

Pour it into a condem, then place that condem inside another clean unlubed condem.

Tie it and tape it to the inside of your inner thigh

(this is the warmest spot outside your body)

Go take to the test with a sharp object.

Fill bowl with donor piss, and you piss in the toilet.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×