Mr.Maker Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 eat some golden husk...piss butter nigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 THC is stored in ur fat cells so water doesnt do shit it might temporarily dilute ur piss enough to pass but if its court ordered they might call you back for inconclusive results. BUT to avoid that after drinkin a shit ton of water. eat a good amount of red meat and eat some b-12 capsules. b12 makes ur piss yellow so it wont look like water and the red meat gives ur piss some enzymes or amino acids or some shittt, I cant remember, that will make the results not look like water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 oh and Niacin. Ive neved used it but a homie used to eat these 2 days before a test and pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 a buddy of mine was on aboot cannisten thrush shit. some fuckin' bottle o drinkable cream for your minge rashes gets it away. i've never tried and tested this so i dunno if it'll really work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 You need the tears of a gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POINTFIVE Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Dont bother with anything else. Heat it up, stash it in your pants, pour it in the cup, pass the test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 FREE YAYO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 what do i do? do those cleaning drinks work? cranberry juice? So it would appear that your D really IS dirty muahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 So it would appear that your D really IS dirty muahahahah Jokes about his peen??? Dawg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 google! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Clorox nigga, drink it asap Quit being a pussy about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 if you passed the troll test im sure you can fine a way to pass the drug test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 You have to smoke a blunt while taking the test. Its the only way to pass it for sure. It like, overloads the circuts or whatever. Truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Whats your tag? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 vinegar and milk ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 the only logical solution would be to completely dehydrate your self, find some clean piss and using a syringe inject it thru your abdomen and into your bladder. poppy seed tea also works. Go the the health food store and buy the seeds in bulk. use about a half lb of seeds and a 3 liter arizona ice tea container with a handle. Fill with steamy hot water and shake for like 10 minutes. Strain thru a teeshirt. also you could try any number of amphetamines or even cocaine to speed up your metabolism. Dont worry. They are out of your system in a few hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 assuming its weed your worried about.. 2 of these a day for a week or so and you should be good.. this shit burns fat, and after a couple days of taking it your recommended to eat fatty foods to replace the fat your burning off. shit makes your skin mad red and kinda feels like a sunburn for like 2 hours, but it works. dude that told me about it used it to get a job, dude lost like 15 pounds ha, but he passed the piss test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 find a job without tests. or stop smoking weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I passed a urine and hair follicle. Had to bleach and re-dye my hair 3 times and put what ever I could in it. Dawn works good too or tide with bleach. Really depends on how dirty you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 get a twin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 some urine tests check for niacin levels.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 synthetic urine used through the urinator, or the whizzinator if it's a monitored test. most headshops sell the shampoos that are good for 4-5 hours after the wash. make sure you get a good size if it's a serious-ass test, because they're known to take armpit, pube, or random body hair samples. if it's a piss test, and you have a few days to prepare, drink 2 gallons of water a day with some cranberry juice, and PISS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. the day of the test, piss as much as humanly possible. or just go on erowid. you know. since this is a graffiti forum and that's a drug website..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 hahah yeeaa.. i dunno he said something bout the acidity in the juice or some shit.. didnt really pay much attention but it did catch my ear though.. hey dirty d test this myth out for us and drink some pickle juice nigga... nOOOO, thats a indian shower, where you wash your pits and under ur balls with pickle juice when u go from work to a date. u confused son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Yall bitches scared to drink clorox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK, LET'S GO! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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