gasfacevictm Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 FAG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 i had a friend that would go tanning. i gave him so much shit when i found out that eventually he stopped going. so to answer your question. yes it is indeed fucking gay for a dude to go to a tanning salon. on a side note i got wasted and lost my fucking phone last night. awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I've never gone to one, but I like to have a good tan and winters in this area last about 5 months. So I'm considering it. Hate away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I'm goin to Vegas in a week. Weather heres been shitty. Don't want to be the pale guy at the pool. Or they guy who gets burned the first day and is the sunburned guy at the pool either Did it twice this week. Think thisll be good enough I think. Never done it before. Won't do it again unless a similar situation arises. Won't tell anyone I know in real life. Gimme a break, I'm tryin to get some pussy. Vegas lazyriver pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I'm really worried guys... I think I'm totally falling for this chick who gives me promisses of a polygamous relationship and multiple 3somes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 HAHA @ BNH UMAD might as well give it a shot...no? BTW GIANTS FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 that shit is gay as fuck my dudes. if you feel like you gotta be tan to pull some pussy you got some shit all fucked up. pasty pail bsm's pull pussy like it's fresh mozzarella. quit manscaping shit's for homos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 pillreports ftw. if yall kiddies get the blues after you roll then you need to get hip to the 5HTP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 on a manscaping note....cutting back on the mess of pubics usually results in being on the receiving end of some spectacular dome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 24, 2010 Author Share Posted October 24, 2010 it cant be gay if its something youre doing as a means of getting more pussy. gitcha tan on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Tanning is gay, but trimming your pubes definitely isn't. I recently found out my dad shaves his armpits (I guess he started like 6 or 7 years ago when he started shaving his head), and it weirds me out. I can't really call him a pussy for it since he's the toughest man on Earth, but still...not cool br0. Oh yeah, and I'm also one of those people who doesn't really ever feel depressed after rolling, although my body does usually feel like I took an ill beating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 the trimming of pubes is 100% acceptable. shaving your chest, armpits and whatever else is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 24, 2010 Author Share Posted October 24, 2010 my gay little brother shaves his armpits and i tease him for it just sayin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Gave a chick a facial for the first time tonight Kinda over-rated Afterwards in the shower, I saw that I gave her some bruises on the hips and arms BSM'n that shit up doggy I think I'll buy myself a shot in celebration of chcking something off my bucket list :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 ahhh facials....i think it's one of the best way to show a girl you really dig her.....(sarcasm) but fer real bustin a nut on a broads face is what's up. yeah bitch how you like that baby batter in your eye!.props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Gave a chick a facial for the first time tonight Kinda over-rated You're doing it wrong. Try get more in the eyes and up the nose next time, see if that helps. Seriously though, if the girly is into it then it's rad. If she is fucking hating it, it's still funny as hell. Tanning is ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Why you gotta play it off like a sun burn is negative. Diversify yourself and have some broad rub aloe vera on your shit and giving your sympathy ass. Damn. Yall niggas need to watch ESPN at 4 am and catch the WSP. Play your oppenent, not your cards. Im pretty sure thats in the Art of War too so if you dont gamble listen to the slope niggas. ALOE VERA NIGGA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Yeah it got in her eye :lol: Looked like she just got done smoking a blunt. But in only one eye Wiped my dong off w her hair. --- I see it like this- I prefer a girl with a tan ; I assume it's the same way for them I don't want a mouth full of hair when I eat pussy ; I assume they don't want one when they give me head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 on an unrelated note i really shoud have bought some chewing gum last night,i feel like i ate my own teeth or at least attempted to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Oh yea "does a tree look tall in the forest, or does a tree look tall in the desert?" Trim YO shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 like i said......keep your lawn lookin fresh.....but tannin is really for teh gheys most broads i know really don't give a shit about a tan they only care if you can do work.....over and out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 as far as giving broads a facial goes.. its one thing to do it, which is fun in and of itself. but far better to bust in their mouth with them having the understanding that they are to spit it back up onto their own face, and blow bubbles. if she is to be treated as a whore.. then go ahead and make it official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 No one can say tanning outside is gay tho right? So I dont get why going to a tanning bed is gay, it's just cheating. People look unhealthy when they're pale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 just walk around without a shirt on if you want a tan so badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 its 58 degrees and cloudy my nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 well then unless you're italian or greek im pretty sure the girl will be okay with you not looking like you're from jersey shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 24, 2010 Author Share Posted October 24, 2010 bump tan bitches a tan broad can carry a lil extra weight and still look good also. a chubby pale bitch has nothing on a chubber with a nice tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 that shit is gay as fuck my dudes. if you feel like you gotta be tan to pull some pussy you got some shit all fucked up. pasty pail bsm's pull pussy like it's fresh mozzarella. quit manscaping shit's for homos. I am incapable of getting a tan and sex isn't ever a problem. Tanning is ghey. it cant be gay if its something youre doing as a means of getting more pussy. gitcha tan on. Explain Jersey Shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I'm just glad I'm half black so I have a natural tan. nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Mulatto monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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