Chubbs Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Lange's hospitalization reportedly occurred after the comedian stabbed himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, The Post reports. According to a law-enforcement source, Lange's mother called 911 after entering his Hoboken apartment and finding the blood-stained comedian Saturday morning. read more here I can't say I didn't see a suicide scandal coming, but stabbing yourself? ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Shit man, the stern show blows without artie, its a shame he is so fed up with his life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 how the fuck would stabbing yourself to death be a good way to commit suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 go get a late pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 wait, isn't this old news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 if i spent my life around howard stern, i'd want to kill myself too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 go get a late pass In happened earlier this month, big whoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Oh i figured he was trying again, and on the real people who fail suicide, what the fuck? find a tall building jump off, borrow your neighbors gun, blast yourself, if i was fed up with life, i would make sure to see it through to the end not some half assed self mutilation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 this dude is lame... yawn, if you are gonna self destruct do it fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 people who fail suicide, what the fuck? honestly, that shit confuses me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133411&highlight=artie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Publicity stunt. Sounds like bullshit. If your gonna try and kill yourself with a knife you dont fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Hardcore way to kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 shoulda found a black guy to do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 It's probably pretty hard to stab through all that fat... dude would need like a ten inch blade just to scratch at any important organs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Come on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 wasnt this dude on snl last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 There was a thread on this already. Late fail. Anywho, he would have died but his mom dropped off some food to his house and found him bleeding out. This is no way a publicity stunt. Stern rules, baba booey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyone Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 fuckin artie..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 everybody hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyone Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 fuckin artie......dude is funny as fuck but god dadm u got the world by the balls...get ur shit together.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 His new dvd is pretty decent... Killing yourself is real fucking retired though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 anyone see this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Fair play to this cunt. Stabbed himself nine times? That's wild. Maybe he'll gain a bit more confidence after managing that and get on with his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 oldest news ever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 like a BOSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i guess the first two threads about this a month ago were not enough... idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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