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Artie Lang stabs himself in attempted suicide

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Lange's hospitalization reportedly occurred after the comedian stabbed himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, The Post reports.

 

According to a law-enforcement source, Lange's mother called 911 after entering his Hoboken apartment and finding the blood-stained comedian Saturday morning.

 

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I can't say I didn't see a suicide scandal coming, but stabbing yourself? ouch

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Oh i figured he was trying again, and on the real people who fail suicide, what the fuck? find a tall building jump off, borrow your neighbors gun, blast yourself, if i was fed up with life, i would make sure to see it through to the end not some half assed self mutilation

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There was a thread on this already. Late fail. Anywho, he would have died but his mom dropped off some food to his house and found him bleeding out. This is no way a publicity stunt.

 

Stern rules, baba booey.

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Fair play to this cunt. Stabbed himself nine times? That's wild.

 

Maybe he'll gain a bit more confidence after managing that and get on with his life.

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