pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH AND FORCE YOURSELF ON HER.... WAIT THATS NOT RIGHT HOLD ON... ASK HER IF YOU CAN BUY HER STARBUCKS AND SAY YOU WANNA READ BOOKS WITH HER AT BARNES AND NOBLE. THEN TAKE HER TO THE POETRY SECTION, FIND SOME RAPED WOMENS FAKE POETRY BOOK AND SPRING THE QUESTION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 "how to fake rape stories for dummies" hey babe, have you ever read this book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 why do girls/women/broads/females lie about being raped. id say only about 50% of the stories i am told are legit. ive noticed even non trifling bitches can make up these stories. ive met like 10 chicks who have bragged about being raped.it wasnt like she was confiding in me about some terrible thing that happened it was more like "oh yeah this one time my dad like totally raped me" or something.i find it hard to believe. or the chick who's a virgin but doesnt want to be looked at as all innocent i guess and so she makes up the story about how she "was drugged" at a party or someshit and then when she went to the doctor they told her she got raped.i dont believe it.i guess they just want attention or someshit.then there are some who if you try to flirt with them or come on to strong will be all likE "LIKE OMG THAT GUY LIKE TOTALLY TRIED TO RAPE ME OMGZ" its mad annoying. my condolences to those who actually have gone through being raped.that shit is horrible. also i just saw the end of deathnote today.fitting end to light yagami i must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 LOL! My whole thing was that she refused to go check out a place that I had heard would be relatively cheap. She kept insisting she wanted to go to the same place her mother had gone, because "the people were nice", even though it was over $600 Like I said, she wasn't that kind of girl and I didn't REALLY think she did, but just always had it in the back of my mind. I didn't want the abortion anyways, so it sucked all around 600 dollars??? dawg... + + = problem fucking fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I spent alot more than $600 at times to keep tht girl happy, so shelling out a couple of extra so she would be comfortable having her child killed seemed like a worthwhile investment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 maybe my size 7 font wasnt clear enough for you... i just realised i had no follow up for that.whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Problem with flaunting and spending money the way I do is that on the rare occassion I do wanna save a few bucks it makes me look EXTRA cheap Gift and a curse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 this whole rape thing totally reminded me why i don't have a whole lot of girl friends...... insecure girls - there's your gift and curse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Problem with flaunting and spending money the way I do is that on the rare occassion I do wanna save a few bucks it makes me look EXTRA cheap Gift and a curse fuck don't i know it. just got booked so it's gonna be taco bell wages for a while. she says it's all good and that she'll support me (suuuuure) and all that but i know if this goes on much longer, it's dumpsville for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 You think that's bad, mine got a good job (which I GOT FOR HER) and after awhile of saving up money she was gone. Now don't get me wrong, that wasn't anywhere near the only reason as I can be a really bad boyfriend sometimes, but everytime before that she left I managed to get her back initally because she needed me, and then we'd have a few really good months and repeat the cycle. Once she had the money to support herself that need no longer existed, so it was easier for her to move on, get her own place, and all that. Funny that the worst thing I ever did was to try and do something good for someone I cared about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 pissy and his "to go bag"..haha hopeless...when does the clinic open?? after reading some of the shit you men say about girls...makes me dispise some broads these days. QUIT FUCKIN IT UP FOR ME BROADS..haha im with you muddles...this is why i dont have many girlfriends. who lies about rape?wtf now im irritated..my gender is failing me. fellas...if you roll thru my hood...beers on me. just for puttin up with the dumb shit ive been reading so far. (trust me..give me a few pages..im sure ill have a lil man-rant as well.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's funny how much men hate women, and I don't think women even realize it. Like yo, girls say all the time "I hate guys", but it's not true, at least not in the same way. Me and like 99% of the men I know won't even hang out with a girl unless we're already under the influence, because I can't tolerate their annoying asses otherwise. I haven't been sober the very first time I hooked up with a girl since I was 16 or 17...think about that shit. My Dad once told me God invented sex because otherwise men would want nothing to do with women, and simply spend all their time chillin with their boys. Even my girl friends, there's really only a few who's company I can genuinely enjoy sober. The rest I just have fun with at the bar, shit like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 awww, that kinda makes me sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 So fucking true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I want to tell you guys something about women that you need to know: Women are emotional creatures. They thrive on it. We are much more logic based and tend to do things on that side of the fence whereas women do things based on trivialities such as "bad hair days" and whether of not they "feel it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Even my girl friends, there's really only a few who's company I can genuinely enjoy sober. The rest I just have fun with at the bar, shit like that i'm exactly the same but thought i'd get caps locked at. u r not alone. i have female friends who love my company and they smell good and give great hugs and talks when i'm down and out, but i need at least a buzz to even come close to reciprocating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I want to tell you guys something about women that you need to know: Women are emotional creatures. They thrive on it. We are much more logic based and tend to do things on that side of the fence whereas women do things based on trivialities such as "bad hair days" and whether of not they "feel it". my current girl loves that i'm emotional. or at least that i don't try to hide them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 This has to be one of the best threads on 12oz, people seem to drop all egos in here which is cool. I don't tend to have a problem with women at all, but that is probably because I was never that confident growing up and would never think they liked me so I could chat and get on well with them because I never thought they would be into me. Now I am older and married and I don't hang out with women really unless they are work colleagues or friends of mine and my wifes and I tend to get on really well with them. Most dudes I know I can't stand being around but that is mainly cos they are into their sports and I can't stand that shit unless it is skateboards or motoX or BMX stuff. I can deinitely see why a lot of guys hate women tho, I have seen it with my mates, crazy women playing mind games and really fucking up the dudes heads. Just taking them for what they can and moving on. Then women complain that men are bastards because they then do the same sort of thing back, chicken and egg situation really. I agree with Casek about women being emotional creatures tho, My wife will be in a foul mood and I ask whats up and she won't tell me and that sort of shit does my head in because invariably I end up thinking I have done something when in fact it is something completely trivial that has nothing to do with me, shit used to cause arguements when we first got together but now I just let her strop and I will sketch or go out or just chill and enjoy myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I want to tell you guys something about women that you need to know: Women are emotional creatures. They thrive on it. We are much more logic based and tend to do things on that side of the fence whereas women do things based on trivialities such as "bad hair days" and whether of not they "feel it". JUST LISTEN TO THIS MAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 I agree with Casek about women being emotional creatures tho, My wife will be in a foul mood and I ask whats up and she won't tell me and that sort of shit does my head in because invariably I end up thinking I have done something when in fact it is something completely trivial that has nothing to do with me, shit used to cause arguements when we first got together but now I just let her strop and I will sketch or go out or just chill and enjoy myself. Every one of you guys should pay attention. Ignore that game. It's like the ex kissing her new bf when you run into each other at the bar game, but 1000x more gay. I used to get gamed by this bullshit b/c I wasn't paying attention. Always left me feeling bad b/c I didn't know what I had done wrong. Really shook me up. Casek 2.0 is a confident man who didn't do shit wrong and if a chick is gonna play that game she can move the fuck on. I also has gps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Casek = alpha male? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Casek = alpha male? I'm just a guy who doesn't play dumb games with women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Female: *POUTY FACE* Spitfire: Whats wrong? Female: NOTHING. Spitfire: Oh ok, cool. *goes back to playing COD/ Watching TV/ Anything else better than playing guessing games with a woman acting like a 15 year old.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Female: *POUTY FACE* Spitfire: Whats wrong? Female: NOTHING. Spitfire: Oh ok, cool. *goes back to playing COD/ Watching TV/ Anything else better than playing guessing games with a woman acting like a 15 year old.* Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 oh man. i wish i could bring up some of the arguments spitfire had with his girl while were were SecondLife buddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 "WHY WONT YOU FIGHT WITH ME YOU ASSHOLE?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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