injury Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Some fucking troll girl next to me in the library just visibly picked her nose and wiped it on the desk. Fucking gnarly. I know it's finals, but really? you serious? Nasty rating: :yuck: Now. I could stop there but this reminds me of my "nasty ass bitch" friend. Everyone has one... she's kind of a trainwreck, and you keep her around partially to make you feel better about yourself? C'mon, you all have one. I do. We were getting some food last weekend, and out of nowhere she starts talking about anal. Not that abnormal. Unrelated to the topic at hand, but... then she followed up said story with with "And yeah, I couldn't shit for a week. It was bad, dude. I went to the doctors. Awk." WTF. Rating: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: I have nasty friends. WHICH (last one, promise) reminded me of a story my boy told me about his friend.. who was at a party and picked up some unfortunate ass girl who was well into blackout territory. They start going at it.. and the dude leaves the room and throws up for, as he described it, "several minutes," and then comes back in and continues giving face time to said girl. :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: Post up some nasty bitch stories... or don't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 first and... i was at a jack in the box one time and watched a girl wipe off her tit sweat and smell it. GNAR BONES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 at this place i frequent, i was talking to this not-so-pretty emo chick (also has wack star tattoos) & she had a big dirty booger hanging it was hard, trying not to laugh but i managed to do it & let her walk away with it to someone else with it still on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Everyone has one... she's kind of a trainwreck, and you keep her around partially to make you feel better about yourself? C'mon, you all have one. I do. Sorry bro, I don't chill with the nasty, let that doggie follow someone else home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 went into some chicks dorm room while her friends were all in the shared room watching TV, unbeknownst to them i had just come in and at that very moment one bitch let a gigantic ripping stinker off to fumigate the entire area, a second after a few ewwws and laughs, i said "hello" and shut them down completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 first and... i was at a jack in the box one time and watched a girl wipe off her tit sweat and smell it. GNAR BONES. ############ A Worker or a customer? That could easly up the nasty factor X5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 One time I went to a party where this drunk girl was letting dudes suck her nipples. That's not really nasty, more just drunk and whorey but I can't think of a much better place to post it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sorry bro, I don't chill with the nasty, let that doggie follow someone else home. this might mean your the nasty friend, ...mabye but yea hanging out with a girl who was pretty good looking mabye a high seven, low 8 but she kept burping louder than any guy ive ever heard, sober, and would brag about it, then she let out the loudest fart and laughed and asked if we could smell it needless to say i havent talked to her in months 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 this one scrub bitch i dont chill with anymore - shes kinda ugly & almost everytime shes in a car, she fucking puked out the window or in a bag inside either way, it instantly stank up the entire ride with whatever her redneck diet consisted of that day & made me dry-heave nasty bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 so i was at this party a few years ago, this drunk bitch was telling everybody that she had gotten fake tits like 3 weeks ago, but was being a prude and wouldnt show anyone the business. me and my homie went up to her and here's how it went down: Me: Hey, me and my friend here are plastic surgery majors, and we heard you had some breast augmentation lately Friend: Yeah. Her: Really?!?! Me: Yes, and i think it would be good if we checked out how your procedure went by seeing how your breasts are healing. Friend: Yeah. Her: (quizzical stare) Me: We just want to make sure that you don't need to go back to the doctor for any check ups. Her: OK, ummmmm... Me: Lets go into this room, and i can check out how the healing is going. Friend: (gives me a quick look like "THIS IS AWESOME") -inside room- Her: (takes off shirt, nice tits presented) Me: well, they look like they are healing nicely, but i need to feel them to make sure the implant is sitting properly. Friend: (really just kinda taking up space on this one, says nothing) Her: O.K. Me: (feeling great looking fake tits) Yeah, feels alright to me, your surgeon did some great work here! Her: YAYYYYYY (or something like that) (door bursts open, her friend walks in on me feeling her tits, my homie gawking, and diffuses the situation like a bitch) story over. it was cool tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Pics or it never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 AB i see you lurkin i know you got some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Now. I could stop there but this reminds me of my "nasty ass bitch" friend. Everyone has one... she's kind of a trainwreck, and you keep her around partially to make you feel better about yourself? C'mon, you all have one. I do. Yeahhhhh...not so much. I don't like to even be around ugly girls, they just bring down the overall vibe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeahhhhh...not so much. I don't like to even be around ugly girls, they just bring down the overall vibe Ohh i never said "ugly." was that implied? i shoulda been more clear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I guess, but I can't imagine the girl you described as being attractive haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I guess I can relate though. I hang out alot with these 4 hot girls I went to highschool with, who have a really fat, ugly friend who we also went to school with. She doesn't come out very often, but when she does she's been known to talk about how she likes getting fucked in the ass, and touch me/hit on me. They say she does it on purpose to fuck with me cuz she knows it freaks me out, but either way I can't stand the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I've seen this chick spew into a cub and drink it for $10 It was the most disgusting / awesome thing i've ever seen. She is one down ass dirt bag though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 this one girl i once knew: when she was a virgin, before her first time with her dude, she MADE dude get fucked in the ass with her dildo before they actually fucked. ....... WHAT?!?! so weird. fast forward, to when i met her. we were all drunk, eating some queso cheese chip dip with chips to dip, when that story comes up. to break the awkward silence i was like "hey, if you drink the rest of that dip (3/4 of the container) we'll give you 5 bucks" she proceeds to drink the whole thing, while saying "IM NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE PAYING ME, I AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO" while almost gurgling the queso cheese dip. needless to say i still do not know her name, we always called her queso cheese girl after that. nasty bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ha ha, that reminds me of this girl my friend was dating called Anal Anna. Anal Anna's parents were mad religious so she was 'saving' herself for marrage, but she would let my friend fuck her in the ass. She enjoyed being called Anal Anna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 yeah man, those religious girls are base heads. this chick my homie knows used to get fucked in the ass with shampoo as lube, but still maintained vaginal virginity. whatta saint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 this one girl i once knew: when she was a virgin, before her first time with her dude, she MADE dude get fucked in the ass with her dildo before they actually fucked. ....... WHAT?!?! so weird. Wow. Dude in turn should have made her get a couple of black eyes. That's ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 whos seen that intervention where thi bitch was such an anorexic that all she did was chew her food and spit it into a cup. she also had her doctor put a tube that goes from her stomach and out of her skin so that she could blend her food and put it in a huge needle and shoot the food in her stomach. thats probably the grosset thing ive ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Pics or it never happened. yeah! nice original response! i wish i had pictures tho, i'd show my grandkids some day. showem how the old man got down. Wow. Dude in turn should have made her get a couple of black eyes. That's ridiculous. yeah fucking word. this chick was like a 5, maybe even lower too. sucks for the dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ha ha, that reminds me of this girl my friend was dating called Anal Anna. Anal Anna's parents were mad religious so she was 'saving' herself for marrage, but she would let my friend fuck her in the ass. She enjoyed being called Anal Anna. \ I knew a girl who lost her anal virginity before her vaginal (I feel like a fucking nerd using that word haha)...that shit always bugged me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZigZag_Burna Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 yo i knoe this chick she rips the nasty farts and they alwasy stank she also farts on her hand and smells that shit fuckin gnar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 gross, guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I've seen this chick spew into a cub and drink it for $10 It was the most disgusting / awesome thing i've ever seen. She is one down ass dirt bag though. duz she root braah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 this polish bitch at my dorm was taking a shower, and as im walking by the shower at 1 am i just hear the MEANEST farts. And theres no toilet in the shower room, so this bitch was def. just farting od in the shower. I was fucking dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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