yo shit I need some input.

[...HSAMSnoytiC]

Seriously though... Imma give the advice I always give in any similar situation.

 

NEVER LET A BITCH HAVE THE UPPER HAND.

 

Once this happens, its game over. So pack a lunch grab a beer and laugh it off cause son, youv been had. It happens, and I'm assuming your young.

 

Learn like any red blooded man does and NEVER LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

 

Always keep em guessing, always keep em chasing and never let them catch you off guard.

 

Words to live by, you have the penis. Start acting like you have one.

[hotsauceinthedickholewastaken]

FUCK HER IN THE ASS BEFORE HE DOES!!!!

[john_gacy]

I think we all can agree that the best thing to do is post her noodz here on the internet.

 

For revenge, of course.

[Ski Mask]

good luck

if bitch is being scandalous, shut that shit down. don't waste time feeling bad. be glad she's gone. fine a cool chick who doesn't stress you out.

 

THIS.

[Scoup You]

Seriously though... Imma give the advice I always give in any similar situation.

 

NEVER LET A BITCH HAVE THE UPPER HAND.

 

Once this happens, its game over. So pack a lunch grab a beer and laugh it off cause son, youv been had. It happens, and I'm assuming your young.

 

Learn like any red blooded man does and NEVER LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

 

Always keep em guessing, always keep em chasing and never let them catch you off guard.

 

Words to live by, you have the penis. Start acting like you have one.

 

 

Thats really good advice. But sometimes hard to do.

 

In my years of dating TONS of chicks i have learned this. Girls are way more trifeling then dudes even though they try to play that shit off. Your chick probably fucked that dude, they love to cheat. Its usually the girls in long relationships that dont have sex with their boyfriend too often. They are the EASIEST ones to get in bed with.

 

Girls suck dont trust em.

[Cherokey]

sux to be you. : /

[thealmighty...]

Its usually the girls in long relationships that dont have sex with their boyfriend too often. They are the EASIEST ones to get in bed with.

 

Girls suck dont trust em.

 

 

Experienced way too much of this with the most recent ex.

[...HSAMSnoytiC]

Thats really good advice. But sometimes hard to do.

 

In my years of dating TONS of chicks i have learned this. Girls are way more trifeling then dudes even though they try to play that shit off. Your chick probably fucked that dude, they love to cheat. Its usually the girls in long relationships that dont have sex with their boyfriend too often. They are the EASIEST ones to get in bed with.

 

Girls suck dont trust em.

 

fact is, she may not have even cheated... to e, if a bitch is flirting with another dude thats instadismissal.

 

i could fuck fifteen other bitches while dating a bird that doesnt equate to the disrespect of her flirting.

 

remain in control and in charge at all times without being jealous or a douche. surprise her with kindness every now and then to keep her chasing for more.

 

and always, ALWAYS keep another bitch on the side. its crucial to remain kool at all times.

 

i was taught that about 10 years ago by an old homie and it was the best advice iv ever received.

 

im not a jealous person, probably due to being over confident and at times down right arrogent. but having a bird on the side you nail keeps you calm in the hottest of situations with a carefree "your free to bounce at anytime" ora about you.

 

they pick that shit up and it drives them nuts. keeps them chasing.

 

dont be handing that advice out like its halloween candy either its on some straight laced 24 karat shit.

[Enmity]

see.. i wouldnt let that happen...sex not as often ...pfffff when i wanna get my dick wet i get my dick wet.. my x started depriving me of pussy..u know what i did .. i went out and GOT SOME ..yea i might "love "the bitch but im a fucking man ..i get what i want when i want it .shit i might have been goin out with her for awhile but im not gonna be deprived of pussy from my OWN girl .fuck that thats some trifling shit. so when i broke up with her and shes rubbing new dudes shes been talking with.. in my face i didnt give a fuck cause im already 2 steps ahead of her just like the last ones before her ..id never let a bitch fuck me over ...never

[Shittles..TasteTheAsshole]

I got 99 problems but...

[ShortFuse]

At this point even if your were test how much she loves and show her that she could lose you...a girl knows what will make a guy happy and she will say anything to cover her ass and make you happy BUT if shes a good girl that got caught in a sheity situation she'll lay it all out for you and show you thats shes sorry.

 

Usually if I get caught up with a girl that kinda plays games like that, If in any way youre not satisfied with the situation "I hate you" and move on.

 

If you have to fight to keep it good constantly and fight to prove to her you guys work....you plain and simple dont work....realize that and move on.

[ANGELDUST]

first........

 

then......

[Tavaruawon]

Take this shit to Maury Povich.

[ANGELDUST]

[Ski Mask]

well, you can be sure of one thing

[screambloodygore]

[screambloodygore]

Fuck bitches are stupid

I treat em like shit

That's how u get one to eat a dick

Never be sweet to a bitch

Keep it sick, they like to get dissed, they like it rough

Women are so fucked up in the head some like to get snuffed

And they come back for more

Cuz men are from mars and women are from venus

That's why they like to suck penis

Don't let them ever tell u different

Women are just as horny as men

They're just programmed inabition

That's why catholic school girls are the biggest sluts

Down to take it in their butts

They're always lickin somebody's nuts

And why not?

That's why God made em

Adam was kinda lonely so God took one of his ribs and created em

Cuz before that Adam was fuckin animals

That's why women like to get fucked like animals, it's only natural

And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches

I love women, that's why my masturbating's religious

I'm just statin facts that are down to take a smack

And they'll break their back bending over for u if your things intact

They say they're not into games, but those are the dames playin the most games

The type that'll suck on a dick for cocaine

They're actin like they're so tame, but before you met em they fucked 50 cats and can't remember no names

Tell them right off of the bat I want u to suck on my sack and most likely they'll respect u and let u cum on their back

Yo the more degrading I get the more these ladies get wet

It's only busted bitches that can't take what I said

But fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp, they useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant

But one thing ugly bitches are good for, is being good friends that'll lend u money when you're poor

And I know some of u are saying "Necro ain't all that"

But yo men don't even hafta look good as long as they rap

Motherfuck is that a fact, they'll have u on their lap, as long as he convinces u he's an emotional cat

And if he's a cold person that got money most broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies, they're not dummies

Money turns bitches on, once you're broke the bitch is gone

Money'll have a bitch in a thong strippin to songs

It'll have a bitch in a porn gettin shitted on

I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my shlong

But I've been broke, for centuries

And havn't had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees

I guess that's how u know u got game

I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that got fame

I know cats that trip, they're practically payin the bitch

And they can't even play with her clit, cuz she's sayin some shit

Portrayin like she's afraid of dick, cuz you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick

She's playin u quick, she'll hold out on the pussy as long as possible times she can make u wait for it

Cuz once she gives it up, u might diss the slut, and she's thinkin like business son, let me milk everything outta this shmuck

She don't give a fuck, cuz most men are foul, down to fuck any girl in the bowels, we get around

So we're looked at as bank accounts, or mounts, like a quarter pounder an ounce, but bitch my checks'll bounce

Not sayin all women are like this, but yo I got no problem with it, I'll pay the price if u got the right tits

I see nothin wrong with payin for a tight clit

If I'm a pay for anything, I migtht as well pay to excite my dick

I've paid for worse things, u should pay for something that'll last, like a french maid with a fat ass

If I had mad cash I'd open up a whore house, honestly I had this bitch at my crib flauntin so I threw her out

She wasn't suckin dick correct, the bitch is wreck, she shoulda known, when she hit the deck not to stop sucking till she ripped her neck

After all I bought her a beer, and you'd think she'd be grateful enough

Enable to stuff a cock in her mouth and make sure I'm takin care of before walkin in here

But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough

In the freezing cold, skis'll do what you're told, cuz once a slut gets old, you'll be payin me to suck my pole

Cuz when a man gets old he blossoms, but when a women gets old she starts rotting

There's not too many options, just plenty doctors, with operations and lotions

Lipsosuction and face lifts are not seemless for old skin

You can escape the minds, by taking some weight off your thighs

It's a law of nature to die, you patronize death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age defies

You companies are playing games with lives, that's why these 85 year old millionaires are taking wives that are 25

What's my point? You bitches better lick up, before corrosion eats your lips up, and ain't soft enough to dick suck, dick suck, dick suck....

[yinz n'at]

sit her down and talk about it, or dump her fuck it

[...HSAMSnoytiC]

see.. i wouldnt let that happen...sex not as often ...pfffff when i wanna get my dick wet i get my dick wet.. my x started depriving me of pussy..u know what i did .. i went out and GOT SOME ..yea i might "love "the bitch but im a fucking man ..i get what i want when i want it .shit i might have been goin out with her for awhile but im not gonna be deprived of pussy from my OWN girl .fuck that thats some trifling shit. so when i broke up with her and shes rubbing new dudes shes been talking with.. in my face i didnt give a fuck cause im already 2 steps ahead of her just like the last ones before her ..id never let a bitch fuck me over ...never

 

someone give this guy a green name on this post alone.

 

and on top of this shit, really... theres no better feeling in the world having your dick stuck in your girls pussy hours after having it stuffed down another broads fellopians without a rinse.

 

or even with a rinse really, gotta be smart and not get caught. but thats almost like boosting while looking into an employees eyes.

[abcs]

whats up with all these 3 paragraph replies.

 

oh and for the win. Im pretty sure Uncle Luke

has some platinum player advice in every song

he made. Go pick up Uncle Luke Something Nasty

and report back with pics

[thismachinekills]

tell that bitch to be cool

 

[Cymatics]

[TheoHuxtable..]

[you snooze you looze]

So if she comes back from hanging out with gum in her mouth, that means she has been sucking dick?

 

I hate to believe this but it makes a lot of sense.

[Brickos]

she's the lovely of my life.

 

Kill yourself, no seriously...

 

[Earthworm Jim]

but I can't figure out what to do, and what better place than 12 to ask for help.

 

 

 

 

Really?

 

There's NO better places you can think of than 12oz to ask for help?

[DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER]

okay.

this may come across as some dumb jealousy shit, but I can't figure out what to do, and what better place than 12 to ask for help.

 

my girl and I have been together for about a year and a half, and I'm pretty convinced she's the lovely of my life.

 

there's just been some weird shit going down.

 

a month after we starting seeing each other, she went to a party at some dude's house I didn't know, they were all drinking and shit, but lacked to tell me about it.

 

I eventually found out, and when asked about it, she told me she didn't want me worrying.

 

WELL, had she told me first I would've been cool, I would've told her to be safe, and blah blah blah.

 

The best part is, the guy sent her an email afterwards.

They used to have a thing for each other, and this email was 100 mushy ass questions about him.

 

no thanks.

 

we talked about it, she replied and told him she was over him, and that was (supposedly) that.

 

 

Here we are, over a year later, and we just got into a huge fight, right as I was going out of town.

 

 

suddenly he pops on on her facebook friends list, and when I asked if I should be worried, and how I thought she was done with his bullshit, she said she added him because at one point they were just "friends".

 

I love her, and really want to believe her, but Dude McDudesauce creeps me the fuck out and I'm not really feeling it.

 

 

What should a homie do?

Do I have the right to show concern?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your girl is a whore.

She's been fucking Dude McDudesauce on the low this whole time.

She see's you as a chump.

You're a chump.

You're 17, tops.

Treat em like a Prostitute. Don't treat no girly well untill you're sure it is true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hsOSC6RVhk&feature=PlayList&p=200173E3D2D13442&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=67

[alphadog]

shes been doin dude for a while, right after you left out of town she was talkin on the phone with dude. and ''the dude'' was tryin to get that pussy, and she probley gave him a run for it, but he got it and she like the sneeaky sneaky feel of it. you need to bang some of her friends fast and if the dis and drop finger. dip out and be the duche bag just say fuckit. go about your young life getting what you need when you need it. she is ganna either regret what shes done to alot of people later in her life, or be proud of what shes done to dudes like you. dip out. she has already disrespected you. get out:lol:

[...HSAMSnoytiC]

"IF THAT BITCH

KEEPS FUCKING UP,

I'LL JUST FUCK HER FRIENDS"

 

 

 

 

 

im stealing your font.

[KILZ FILLZ]

fuck her sister