MedicineCabinet Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 granted - you have a hot bowl of expired dog food i wish i didnt feel fucking lazy today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 granted but you end up working yourself to death i wish i knew what was wrong with my computer.hope its not all that porn i downloaded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 granted, and its all the retarded midget porn that you downloaded. i wish i could stop getting asked "do you like fishsticks?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 granted, now people just thro dead fish at you I wish I had no concience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Granted, but you get raped every day. Just because. I wish I had a buffalo chicken pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 granted....but the pizza is covered in some islamic pizza boy pubes I wish this rain would let up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 granted - it starts hailing i wish i didnt waste the entire day today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 granted but you waste tomorow instead I wish My lady wasnt moving to Indiana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Granted she moves to Moscow instead. Wish it was summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 granted but you spend it in jail on a probation violation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Ummmm...... I'm confused??? Ain't I supposed to do something? I wish I wasn't so confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 in a blissful moment of clarity you wake up nearly omniscient, step outside for a breath of air and get shit on by a bird i wish i had some wiederku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 granted but it's out of date and tastes like fishfingers I wish the girl in my office would blow me in the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 granted...........she gives you an sti....with her mouth i wish i could express myself better verbally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 granted you are now able to express yourself very well, but in a old ass language no one understands so everyone just thinks your crazy and you end up losing everything and living on the streets.you are able to come up with some of the deepest,most beautifully poetic sayings ever uttered, and no one knows what the fuck your saying... i wish my computer was fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 granted..........it only works with kiddie porn sites I wish that cold train stayed put over night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 granted and just as you get done raping the frate a bum jumps out the bushes and fondles you i wish i had a yob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 granted..........it only works with kiddie porn sites I wish that cold train stayed put over night granted, your able to paint it and everything goes well. I wish i had more of those chow mein ramen noodles left. They're so fucking delicious its rediculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 granted, but then as soon as you take your first spoon full of it. you spot a red pubic hair... then you start picturing ginger kids jagging off in every soup! i wish tha o rry thread would start giving me lulz again. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 granted, but every time you laugh, you lose a year of life. i wish i had a house made of cannabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 granted.it lasts for an hour before all the teenagers and pot heads steal your weed and you are left homeless and weedless. i wish this gigantic pimple on my nose would go away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Granted, but now you have oozing sores around your eyes. Also because you didn't ruin Frate Raper's wish, his train stays in the yard, but as he finishes his ill'n rap letters he gets shot in the back in the head with a bean bag and swooped up on some of the new anti terrorism laws. Bummer. I wish I had stayed in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 granted you still wouldnt have listened i wish i had a wife to cook me foodz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 granted........shes somali and cooks the worst spreads and dips i wish i had those bad spreads and dips...so hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 granted but they give you the shits so bad you end up with a prolapsed rectum. i wish the sink full of dishes i have to wash would get done by midget strippers who crack jokes about themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultram666 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Granted, but the self deprecating dwarves, and their incessant chatter, drive you to murder them. Now you have bodies to clean up... and a sinkfull of dishes to finish. I wish I were in a colder climate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 granted, but every time you laugh, you lose a year of life. i wish i had a house made of cannabis It's worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Granted, but due to a climatic phonomenon, the area you live in becomes the hottest climate on earth. I wish I could have some hot pockets right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but you when you bite into them you get a mouthful of steaming doodoo and pepperoni. i wish it wasn't 5 degrees outside right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, it becomes -5 degrees... lol I wish my hotpocket didn't have shit in it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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