publicenemyno.3 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 granted, but it's next to a fat girl who you just went down on after she hadn't showered for a few days i wish i didnt have to go to anger management classes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 granted but u have to report for probation daily from 9pm to 5am i wish i had an A in math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 granted, but now you're asian i wish i had ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Granted, but your father came in it. I wish I had a Blu-Ray player and Vizio TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggberto Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Granted, but you can't have electricity. I wish Michigan didn't suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Granted but now you live in Loving County, TX I wish I had an unlimited supply of booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 granted, but it's Sparks and Four Loko :( i wish cheetos smelled better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Granted but now they taste like milk vomit. Wish I was more computer savvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 granted, but you invent Skynet and are solely responsible for the demise of humanity i wish i had some food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 granted, you have your favorite foods sitting in front of you but you can't eat them i wish the rain would turn to snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Granted, but you slip on some ice and break both of your wrists and cant jerk off for six weeks. I wish I had the power of teleportation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Granted, but your clothes dont teleport with you. So you end up naked wherever you go. I wish old people wouldnt drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 granted, now they fly - WATCH OUT GRANDPA INCOMING!!! PEW PEW, SHEEEEERRRRRMMMMM I WISH CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY NEVER ENDED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-roc Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 granted, you now serve soup to the homeless.. All day everyday i wish it wasnt so freakin hot outside 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 granted but now u live in a hotel sauna and cannot leave i wish my speeding ticket would vanish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 granted but a few months from now you get arrested for not paying said ticket and are sent to jail where you are raped repeatedly for the entirety of your stay.in defense you kill one of your attackers only to be charged with their murders.you spend the rest of your life getting anally sodomized by the prisoners on death row until you are finally executed.only thing is the new executioner somehow fucks it up and it takes 3 tries.all very,very painful.right after your death you are exonerated of all charges posthumously and money for damages are given to your surviving family members who forever live the sweet life but forget all about you.. shoulda paid that speedin ticket nigga. as for me i forfeit my wish to the next one in this thread who now gets two wishes instead of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I wish I had my job 3 weeks earlier to pay for tickets, bills and presents I wish that I'll bang this chick at work (which theres a decent chance I will anyway) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 granted, but shes really a he with a dick bigger than yours i wish i was better at managing time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Granted but doing so stresses you out so much you have a heart attack. Wish tonight to be a good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 granted but now you have NOTHING TO DO! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! also,steven your dead.therefore you cant cash in on those wishes. i wish i didnt sleep so late.right now im going to bed at like 10am...im fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 granted but you awaken because your cat shits on your face ruining your weekend I wish my college bookstore was open now so i could cash these books in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 granted, but they finally arrest you for stealing books on campus to fuel your heroine addiction you fucking scumbag. you are given the chance to roll over on your dealer or do a year in butt rape prison, and you rolled over on your hook up. not only are you going to hell for snitching, the devil himself shows up at your door in the form of a pissed off asian with a samurai sword - a Yao Ming Cartel assassin! you pull out your replica samurai sword from your collection of samurai weapons... now is your chance to shine samurai! too late! this motherfucker hit you with a chinese star in your gooch as you bent over to pick up your sword, then you impale yourself on your own sword.... see you in hell motherfucker! i wish i had an english bulldog puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 granted but you dont know how to care for it correctly and it builds up a resentment for you. one day if breaks out of the yard and is missing for a week or so. you are distraught by this and cry night and day, naked on you couch eating ice cream. one day your beloved bulldog comes home. but unfortunately for you he has contracted rabies. this, coupled with its deepseeded resentment for you causes him to pounce on you and eat away at your face and your exposed genetalia regions. you are ripped to shreds by this event. you go to the hospital to get patched up. in the end you are scarred for life and are considered a monster. soon an angry mob forms to kill you becuase your so hideous and everyone hates you for scaring their kids. so you escape and the people hunt you down using the excuse that you dont have your rabies shot and are contagious/crazy. you spend the next year running for your life,living on food you scavage from the dumpster and stray cats when you can catch them. one day, to your dismay your are caught and tortured for weeks on end for scaring their children and eating the peoples kittie cats. finally you are burned at the stake. when you finally get to the pearly gates you are turned away becuase of your grotesque appearance, which would ruin everyone elses paradise becuase they would have to look at your ugly ass for eternity,and no one wants that(dont feel bad you wouldnt have made it in regardless) anyways you spend the rest of eternity in hell getting raped to death with the devils pitchfork becuase your to hideous for him to actually rape and he is unable to get an erection in your presence. thats what you get for trying to copy me nigga i wish i had a milkshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Granted but you're lactose intolerant and need toilet paper I wish for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 not granted, you get a slap from rosie odonells hand covered in lil' wayne's cum i wish my friends that are girls would blow me just because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 *granted* ... but your friends are female horses. I wish for a good christmas, lol, :). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Granted but you're a Jehovah's Witness so you don't get any gifts. I wish Chuck Norris would live forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violent Gangbanger Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Granted but Chuck Norris will live forever. I wish I just didn't spend 50 bucks on a meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 you spent fifty bucks on a meal? seriously? buy some spaghettios, problem fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 hopeless, yet again, giving the hope of two wishes... only to have them dumped on... I wish hopeless would stop breaking my heart with his posts. (/nh) I wish I had money to buy gifts for the ones i love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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