UPS! Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 granted........... but third titty secretes garlic like odour I wish a skid of old rusto would show up at my house Granted but its all in the same shit brown color. I wish a zombie apocalypse would actually happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Granted, but you are the only person left alive on the planet and the only food left is dead bodies. I wish it wasn't raining so hard in Cali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Granted, but now it's a heat wave. I wish to be a hermaphrodite so I can fuck myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 granted. the rain stops and everyone is happy until a 9.5 earthquake rips through downtown wherever the fuck you live at and everyone you know and care about is dead.except you who managed to survive but lost your legs. given the current economic state no aid is sent and you spend the next 3 weeks crawling through the rubble and the dead bodies trying to find food or whatever..and your legs. you eat the bodies of your fallen neighbors and drink from water puddles when you can. finally you find help and they take you to the nearest hospital.your extremely relieved at this point but unfortunately you have contracted cholera and hep c from the puddles you were drinking from.you could have been saved but your immune system was too week from the loss of your limbs.tough luck guy.you die alone in your hospital bed with projectile diarhea... i wish i could go home now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Granted but you're literally late by 1 minute and the bank foreclosed your house so now you're forced to live in a cardboard box behind Hobby Lobby. I wish .hopeless. has a tarp to cover his cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Granted, but a hobo came all over it, and his semen has some wierd acidic shit that eats through the tarp, but he doesn't realize this until his skin starts deteriorating... I wish I was Superman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 granted....but the Superman you are isn't the real Superman....its a gay pornstar that has been given the name "Superman" because his magic is the triple anal sex/gang bang's he throws down I wish enough money to buy a house out right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Granted but you're literally late by 1 minute and the bank foreclosed your house so now you're forced to live in a cardboard box behind Hobby Lobby. I wish .hopeless. has a tarp to cover his cardboard box. that was very thoughtful of you geez.thanks guy :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 also frate. granted but you spend it all on blow and hookers and now you sleep in a cardboard box right next to me... i wish i wasnt living with my grandma.this bitch is really annnoying me.always nagging and bitching and complaining and talking down on me. i left a wrapper on the counter and she totally flipped out and screamed at everyone in the house for like fifteen minutes before going back to cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Granted... But then u end up moving in with a 478 pound prostitute who makes u shoot up heron in her gooch and beats you for no reason everytime u fall asleep... Then since she only has room in her bathroom studio for one bed you often wake up to her having sex on top of you with truckers that have never heard of the word deorderant.... I wish the ren & stimpy show would come back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Granted but it is edited for content and airs on disney. I wish that I had a reason to leave the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted - it catches on fire i wish you a merry christmas 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 but you're gonna have to spend it in kazakhstan I wish for a diet soda right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted, but you get diet sprite. i wish i wasnt so bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted....but out of boredom you make a bong out of your own skull and have to hang out with 13 year old weed heads i wish that devil woman never told me i was the best sex she ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8_Nola Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted but you have to have no sex for the rest of your life. i wish i was amazing at basketball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted but you play in the disabled league in a wheelchair I wish for some tacos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted......the meat is made with mad cow meat I wish i could loose weight faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted... you get ebola i wish i had more money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loppyears Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted mo money mo probems i wish i had a mtn hookup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted but the only cans you get are clear lacquer I wish for and aids infested hooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 granted, but she turns you down and you hang yourself in shame. i wish for a way out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Granted, but it turns out your way out is just another way in to where ever the hell you were at... And you live this same routine for the rest of your gerbal like life... Which is only 9 days since u die of hunger... I wish I had an iron bladder:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Granted but now you dont have the pleasure of fucking cus your dick is now metal. no homo. I wish I had straight hair. ho homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFishTALL Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Granted, but you had to get hair plugs to have it. You have now contracted Graft-versus-host disease and your plugs are sucking all your nourishment out of your body causing your big guts to eat your little guts. Good luck getting a coffin in one piece! I wish I had a taxidermy ram head to mount on my wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Granted, but some Evil Dead 2 shit goes down, and it ends up laughing in your face until you've lost your mind. I wish for more haribo gummies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Granted, but they ran out of haribo n only have: Wish I had xray glasses that can only see thru fine ass womens clothing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 granted, but the x-ray power gives you dick cancer and bitch titts i wish i had a team of super high priced jewish lawyers who could get me off the hook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 granted, but you're late on paying one of them and they all give you the shini curse i wish for the end of bed farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 granted, you are now homeless and have "street farts" instead i wish i had some food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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