stevem.yzerman Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 granted now they smell half as bad but he farts twice as much I wish I didnt have a black eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Granted but your teeth are broken and are all sharp point s in your mouth I wish I didnt get hurt so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 granted but noiw your a parapalegic and cant hurt anything anymore... i wish i had an endless supply of paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 granted but everything you paint is toy and you get no respect i wish i didnt have a hangover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 granted, but its all acrylic i wish i had a large bbq chicken pizza with thick onion rings & some wings. then a cold litre of root beer to wash it down with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 *Granted* ...But the Root Beer is actually brown Sulfuric Acid. I wish I didn't have to go to court next month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 granted you go straight to prison i wish i could sing good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 granted and now your nose looks like this i wish i had a giant bronze statue of alf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Granted! Your statue has just appeared 500 miles below you into the ground. I wish for new imac computer that works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, but it only works when you are committing crimes within a 10 metre radius of a pig i wish i had a bong made out of an exotic creatures skull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted but all smokeable substances from the earth disapear i wish my phone bill was paid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, but you're a faggot and no one likes you i wish i had a bowl of soup 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted but now you shit your pants every ten minutes for the rest of your life i wish i had a mint condition superman number 1 comic book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted but you now exist in an alternate reality where superman is a gay porn magazine. i wish i had some fresh basil for my sammich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted but ur only allowed to have basil on ur sammich i wish i lived in Atlanta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted but you now exist in an alternate reality where superman is a gay porn magazine. oh thats just foul....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted but ur only allowed to have basil on ur sammich i wish i lived in Atlanta granted, but you are white and you live in the hood i wish i had some cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, but you have no milk... the ultimate upset.... i wish i had my car already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, but its a piece of shit. like your mothers wedding ring, so who cares. i wish the person below me was funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Granted, but you have to listen to Fran Drescher through headphones for the rest of your life. I wish I wasn't so fucking cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 f you meant cold hearted, youd be passable. but you didnt. therfor... your not. i wish i wasnt so godamned kewl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted but now people hate you so much that they spit in your food everywhere you eat at. even your girl, mom, whoever, they all spit in your food. i wish it would stay 65 degrees all year round where i'm at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Granted. but yours bed ridden for the rest of your life so you'll never get to enjoy it. I wish i was on E takin bong rips with a fine ass female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, but she has a penis and your rolling too hard to notice... i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, you are now a Yao Ming impersonator. i wish i had a catch-free wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 the wish would be in an uncatchable ball. i wish for a million wishes i could use whenever i wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, but they must all include you being badly beaten and raped by Shaq i wish i had some new kicks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, but they're kicks to the face - on the upside, you now look better than you did i wish condoms didn't ruin sex all the time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted rap letters i wish it wasnt raining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 granted, but people can smell you now i wish crocodile tears wouldn't jock my style and post on the shit i'm posting on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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