SystemFailure Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Granted but, they are 2 years old. NEVER SPECIFIED BITCH I wish I could punch holes through people nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 GRANTED but you work at Piercing Pagoda in the mall i wish i had more beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Granted but its non-alcoholic. wish it was friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Granted, but you dont have a job, so there is no paycheck coming. I wish my probation was over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 carlo killin it :lol: GRANTED, your probation is over, but you marry your probation officer, and he/she's a controlling bitch. i wish i could fuck hot cartoon characters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Granted, but they rape your ass hole. I wish I was happy with life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 GRANTED, but it's only when eating Life Cereal, playing Life the board game, while listening to Life House, and reading Life the magazine. All other times you feel like cutting yourself. I wish everyone had a Smart Car and I drove a monster truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 GRANTED, but the size of everyones car is directly proportional to the size of their genitals making your penis non existent. I wish I had a magic ATM card to an account that never ran out of money. p.s. carlo 1 FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Granted, but the money is covered in diareahea (sp*) and is South African currency. I wish I could turn back time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Thats not too bad, I'd still take unlimited South african doo doo currency. GRANTED, but you have no control over it and you stop when you're still a fetus in your mothers womb, but this time she decides not to keep it. ABORTION STYLE, BAM!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Granted, but the money is covered in diareahea (sp*) and is South African currency. I wish I could turn back time... Your granted this wish but everytime you travel through time you have to listen to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ^You forgot your wish. Alright, I'll start one. *I wish I was out of debt before next Month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted, but your out a kidney i wish i didn't have to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted, but your out a kidney i wish i didn't have to sleep GRANTED! But you can never open your eyes. I wish I didn't commit to cooking thanksgiving dinner for like 15 people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted, but the time you WOULD have spent cooking you must now spend cleaning public restrooms i wish that it rained less in my city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 GRANTED! Now you live in the middle of a desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Damn, I forgot to wish. I wish my laptop didn't suck so much. Who knew a celeron with 256 could even run XP pro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but you're crippled. i wish i could move to denver within the next month granted but youre a lifetime juggalo type broncos fan i wish my apt had a central park view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Damn, I forgot to wish. I wish my laptop didn't suck so much. Who knew a celeron with 256 could even run XP pro... granted but youre now that fag kid from the mac commercials wish above /cpk view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 GRANTED! But your APT is a cardboard box, and you live in central park. I wish I had motivation to go to the gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted but you turn into a guido douche bag and move to new jersey, everyone hates you i wish there were less stupid people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infamy Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted, but they will all turn into cops/feds since they are so smart. i wish i had a new phone, god damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 GRANTED! But is a brick phone from the 80's, new in the box. I wish there were no more emo kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 i wish mdot would remember to wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but then he takes over the thread more so. i wish bottle service was cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted but he wishes to take you out on a date I wish Carmen Diaz would stop playing hard to get and realize shes in love with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted but then she forever looks like the cameron diaz from from being john malkovich i wish people would always be on time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted but the first person on time for you is the Grim Reaper I wish that I could fuck any girl I want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NICKCOTTAM Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 granted, but from now on you only want to fuck fat hairy chicks. i wish i had a new ipod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Granted but every girl you want has a razor blade in the twat fetish. I wish I knew better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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