carlo1 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 i wish yall niggas would remember to wish after you post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted, but everyone only speaks (types) Hindu. Enjoy reading the lulz! I wish I could smoke less cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted but now you drink 3 pints of alcohol a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 i wish yall niggas would remember to wish after you post :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violent Gangbanger Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted, but everyone only speaks (types) Hindu. Enjoy reading the lulz! I wish I could smoke less cigarettes. Granted but because you started smoking Dark Horse menthol cigarettes and don't want to taste them often if ever. I wish I could tell my ex-girlfriend I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted, but you since you peed on her face, she just slaps you and then takes you to court for statutory rape. you spend the next ten years in jail i wish it was warmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted your mother lets out a wild fart which raises the climate in your car a whole degree i wish i got somore sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted, but you missed the bus, and a bunch of terrible things happened as a result. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqASgcLWdTw I wish those dudes were still around. HAHAHAHA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted but now theyre selling crack to and raping your mom,then rapping about it and making millions off of her downfall. Wish I had something productive to do right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted, but instead of doing it you get distracted and spend the rest of the day on 12oz i wish i was still at home sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted but the productive task is inseminating cow i wish i had a baby raccoon *no rabies tho* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vossy Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 You are now pregnant with a rabies free baby raccoon. I wish I studied more in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted, but you're still a virgin, you play world of warcraft, you're a fat fuck and smell bad permanently. i wish i had a bacon cheeseburger right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 granted but the meat is from a donkey i wish annoying mafuckers wouldnt text me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 granted, they knock on your door at all hours of the night, everynight i wish i had a billion dollars in 20s & 100s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 granted but they are stained with exploding bank ink i wish my hard drive had more then a few days left before its fried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 granted but your monitor blows up i wish i could go back in time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 granted, but you go back to the paleolithic period and get eaten by a dinosaur i wish my cat wasnt such a retard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 granted but u now have down syndrome and cannot drive yourself I wish I woke up earlier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madvillain Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted but ur still late i wish it wasn't so cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted but you now are stranded in the desert I wish I hadn't had to ditch my shank last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted, you kept it, but its hidden in your colon i wish afghanistan wasn't so fucking cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, the sun comes up. I wish girl comedians were funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, but now they are all men hating lesbians with tool belts and tell jokes about how men are pigs/chauvinistic/ blah blah I wish I had some pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted but there is lsd in it and you go on a 4 day trip, ending with you waking up in a gutter in Reno Navada. i wish i had more time to spend doing nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, but now you are in a Turkish Prison doing "nothing" in solitary confinement for a life term. I wish my house would clean itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, but BF bought a strap on and your the victim. I wish I could sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted, but your sleep is filled with dreams of global warming being real, gun rights being taken away, and the constitution being stolen by rachel maddow i wish i wasn't balding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted but now you are hairy everywhere and you wake up to find your friends have sold you to a local carnival show...welcome to your new job, the incredible nerdy wolf boy I wish I still had pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 granted, you still have pie, but its a cream pie, and you're the lady. i wish ManOwaR would visit my FOB for a surprise show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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