mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish I knew the secret of life. Mid post I granted my own wish GRANTED! but I have alzheimers and forgot it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 You keep messing up this thread. I wish i had scarlett johansson here right now to suck my cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ^^^ you got issues... :D:D I wish i had scarlett johansson here right now to suck my cock granted, but shes now obsessed with twilight & surgically sharpened all of ther teeth to razor-like fangs i wish i had a buffet... id settle for just that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted but its all out of hot wings and mashed potatoes.also someone spit in all the food. i wish i could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted but its all out of hot wings and mashed potatoes.also someone spit in all the food. i wish i could fly. granted. now you have no arms... I wish I could drink beer forever and not be fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 :D:D granted, but shes now obsessed with twilight & surgically sharpened all of ther teeth to razor-like fangs i wish i had a buffet... id settle for just that GRANTED! but it's a Jimmy Buffet serving nothing but meat... I wish I would see someone I know in either of the myspace threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted but its a buffet of fetuses Wish I had some more beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 re:hopeless granted, but you were just tripping on acid & now youre dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 i wish i had an army of polar bear with rayguns attached so that i may thwart all my enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted but its a buffet of fetuses Wish I had some more beer. GRANTED! But its this I wish I didn't keep messing up this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted but you just end up messing up some other thread i wish i could meet god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted but you just end up messing up some other thread i wish i could meet god GRANTED! But you're dyslexic and it was only a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Wish I had some hamburgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Wish I had some hamburgers. GRANTED, but it's this I wish the liquor store across the street was still open. 9:00!?!?! C'mon... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Granted, but youre now broke and cant afford any booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Fuck. World peace? I wish my baby mama wasn't crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 i have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted but you're crippled. i wish i could move to denver within the next month GRANTED, but you move in with a registered sex offender named Larry (he touches you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 i have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I wish that bitch no longer existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted. But both the stars of twillight still do. I wish i could fuck the girl next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted. But both the stars of twillight still do. I wish i could fuck the girl next door. granted but her vag smells like burnt hair and vomit. and you catch the clap. i wish i had a cup of coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 GRANTED but your first wish backfires on you and your penis falls off, and you decide to end your life. i wish i had a flying car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 i wish i had a flying car GRANTED but it has no roof and only starts when its raining i wish i could take a nap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 GRANTED but it has no roof and only starts when its raining i wish i could take a nap Granted, but your beds filled with bees. I wish i was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 granted. but you get 4 feet shorter, and you are $250,000 in debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I'll make a wish that can't backfire! I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 the jew at the deli that made it put his pubes in it but told you about it so it wasnt a surprise i wish i had laker season tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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