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at work.. again

 

bout to go home and drop my wife with an uppercut, right on the kitchen floor. then im going to sit down next to her seizing hypervenilated body and light up another boat cigarette. think about what i want to do next. maybe masturbate, eat some flamin hots, roll around in the snow in front of a church in the hood when its -10 degrees outside.

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just waking up.

and realizing my screen name is green.

 

congrats on turning green you incredible hulk you!

 

Posting my 1000 post.

 

congrats on hitting 1k!

 

 

im at home on a friday night and my friends are calling me trying to get me to go to this club with our homegirls about an hour drive away.

 

wish i could, but the money situation sucks for me right now....trying to not spend the next couple of weeks so i can do it up big for new years eve.

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i requested off today cus i was suppose to have my graduation ceremony from school... but i decided not to walk til may.

 

so its an offday from work.

 

im just being lazy for now.

just ate some boston market...havent had it in years. disappointed.

watching ladybugs...the movie... on tv.

drinkin barq's root beer.

looking forward to a celebratory dinner later with my folks.

gonna get trashed.

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happy saturday everybody!

 

 

imma finish up the last of this 12 pack.

 

i was hangin earlier with a fuckin cougar.

 

always wanted to hit it.

 

now im disappointed that a friend dropped by and ruined it for me.

 

/FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

but i have beer and a girl on her way.

 

/s'all good.

 

 

whats the age difference?

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im 26... shes 40 something.

her daughter was my old room mate.

she wanted weed.

so i tried to get my guy.

he wasnt available.

so i called this other guy i dont really like calling.

before we got weed her and i were alone...flirting...laughing...drunk.

then he got there.

he's just socially awkward.

he was real quiet.

so she got real quiet.

i had to drive him home.

 

/deal breaker.

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im 26... shes 40 something.

her daughter was my old room mate.

she wanted weed.

so i tried to get my guy.

he wasnt available.

so i called this other guy i dont really like calling.

before we got weed her and i were alone...flirting...laughing...drunk.

then he got there.

he's just socially awkward.

he was real quiet.

so she got real quiet.

i had to drive him home.

 

/deal breaker.

 

 

nice.

i dated a 44 year old when i was 29. We dated for a little over a year.

 

when i was 21 i smashed a 39 year old.

 

anyways, you got the props.

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