MedicineCabinet Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 while waiting for the streetcar at a busy intersection this summer, an old & balding fat dude with a baby-blue polo shirt was giving my friend & i a hard stare /nh i thought, "nah, cant be", but after about 2 seconds of observation, we saw his walkie talkie wire all coiled up, like his tail he was all laaiid back & failing at being casual before his walkie went off, making a retardedly obvious sound in front of everyone waiting for the streetcar a bunch of people including us started laughing & his face went red as raw pork before he fell back, probably squealing "abort mission! abort mission!" all serious-like i guess his game was slippin after all these years tonights the night i get in some shit deep cover on the incognito tip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I've never seen an undercover cop that didn't look like swine... Except for when they've got them in Taxi Cabs, that's pretty slick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Its much cheaper to just make everybody think you are everywhere. Back in the early 90's they would park police cars on the street with dummies in the around The Bronx... I don't think it fooled anyone since I saw a few cars with smashed windows and the dummy on the sidewalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Back in the early 90's they would park police cars on the street with dummies in the around The Bronx... I don't think it fooled anyone since I saw a few cars with smashed windows and the dummy on the sidewalk. Well it obviously works on some people, hence this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 theyre even on the internetz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 undercovers staked out my crib and rushed it with a warrant.. you usually dont have to trip, they aint coming over unless you already got a good case pending.. although off top i remember at least 2 or 3 homies getting popped in the act by UC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Come paint in DC...perfect training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 My buddy moved to DC last spring. I asked him what the scene was like...he just laughed and said "Great, if you can figure out a way to get over in a city with about 672 different varieties of cops." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 its no joke out here, dc is a police state if there ever was one. but there are some local cats getting it in on the street tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I know a kid that works for teh county as an IT tech. He fixes computers all over the county complex. So basically the way he put it to me is after working there for several years he still doesnt kno who is undercover. He sees random dirtbags kicking around that he suspects to be undercover but really has no clue. They do their best to fly under the radar and remain annonymous. I suppose this makes enough sence. If you sit in courtrooms it stands to reason you would be able to learn who is who. They show up at court cases as witness for the prosecution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Without going over the thread again I am having a hard time seeing why anyone is taking issue with Drue on the distinction. Even Wikipedia knows this shit. Plainclothes law enforcement Undercover agents should not be confused with law enforcement agents who wear plainclothes. This method is used by police and intelligence agencies. To wear plainclothes is to wear "ordinary clothes", instead of wearing a uniform typically associated with the occupation, in order to avoid detection or identification as a member of law enforcement. Plainclothes police officers typically carry normal police equipment and identification. Police detectives are often assigned to wear plainclothes instead of the uniform typically worn by their peers. The principal difference is that undercover agents will often work under an assumed identity whereas plainclothes police will normally use their own identity. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undercover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 ^^^ THIS Suck it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyesick Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 HAHAHAHA there is only one simple explanation for this...FUCK THE POLICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyesick Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 I think this sayz it all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Come paint in DC...perfect training. i couldnt imagine trying to get over in Dc... i didnt see ANYTHING while i was there and for good reason im sure. police state megathon aside, the hoods out there are like nothing iv ever seen. shits fugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 "Plain clothes" cops are dressed in plain clothes because they're trying to be undercover. Just because they're not wearing a wire and chillin with drug dealers trying to build a case, doesn't mean that they're not "under cover" trying to catch whoever they can slippin. Otherwise they'd be wearing their fucking uniforms and driving around in squad cars. The dudes you're talking about just happen to be better at being "under cover" than the dudes you see walking around in sports jerseys and mullets. No you are wrong, he is right with what he is saying. An "undercover" does different things to a plain clothes police officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Without going over the thread again I am having a hard time seeing why anyone is taking issue with Drue on the distinction. Because the whole point of wearing "plain clothes" is to be under cover. It's supposed to be a disguise. To trick you into thinking that they're not cops, so that you'll act like you normally do around them and they can catch you slipping. Hense why everybody who isn't a fucking retard calls them "undercovers". :dunce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 No you are wrong, he is right with what he is saying. An "undercover" does different things to a plain clothes police officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 you were already proven wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 No, I already proved myself right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 i heard DT's had to be acting in their own jurisdiction, but my manpiece got picked up by a ladypig driving in queens with jersey plates. what's the deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Even police dogs talk shit about the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Dont worry about seattle cops. ive never had a problem with them, they've caught me doing lots of stuff and always let me go. just dont do anything fucking stupid, or if your trying to sell drugs catch a bus to bellevue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 No you are wrong, he is right with what he is saying. An "undercover" does different things to a plain clothes police officer. yeah different things like not wearing a uniform and not driving a squad car.. but everything else is pretty much the same. they will arrest you the same way, take you to jail the same way, and piss on your rights the same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 ^^^ Actually the UC cops don't arrest you 90% of the time. They build a case against you until one day, dozens of warrants are served and everybody is fucked. They are also very careful about your rights, one false move and they can blow two years worth of investigating. The UC officer him/herself may also be "arrested" to protect their identity too. DAO, I am not going to argue with your ignorance - I don't have the time or patience. (& you are just doing it for shits n giggles, any toddler with a PHD knows this) I have three generations of police officers/police legal advisors/lawyers/judges/Feds/politicians in my family tree. :five-o: I know what I am talking about, you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Scenario: Open air drug deal. Plainclothes: Police! Put your hand on the wall dirt bag. Undercover: Whats cracking dog? I just came up from LA and need to get my hustle on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 DON'T MOVE - DIRTBAG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Scenario: Open air drug deal. Plainclothes: Police! Put your hand on the wall dirt bag. Undercover: Whats cracking dog? I just came up from LA and need to get my hustle on. Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Scenario: Open air drug deal. Undercover: Whats cracking dog? I just came up from LA and need to get my hustle on. I had the new "neighbor" come up to me and say almost those exact words. Also said he had "that bomb". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 If everyone wasn't out to get me, I wouldn't be so worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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