HydrogenPeroxide Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 What I've learned from this thread: Only cops don't use baby wipes or don't like the thought of having a clean ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 How the fuck you be gettin poo on yo face, mannnnnnnnnnnnn? ^^^^ Never been to Germany 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Germany hadn't even occurred to me. I will look into this poo fetish some more and return with stories of great adventure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Just don't talk with your mouth full when you tell these stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 How the fuck you be gettin poo on yo face, mannnnnnnnnnnnn? i like to think iv given a couple poo goatees in my day to girls gettin to brave with they deep throats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I wouldn't carry them around with me, as I RARELY take a shit outside of the house setting, but if I had to and they were available, I would utilize da whipez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 im all about cleanliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Since I now have a baby at home, I use them if I have sting ring from last nights spicey food. Them shitz is a miracle worker on a blazin O-ring. I hate to have to cosign some shit like this, but its true man I feel gay now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 How the fuck you be gettin poo on yo face, mannnnnnnnnnnnn? LOLLLL im dyin righ tnow. fuk no, my point was IF you had shit on your face, its ok to clean it with a dry paper napkin? of course not, you'd use something wet like a wet nap, so why is it ok to use a dry napkin on your ass when its got shit on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 also good for cleanin ya chicks back off when ur done. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Never done it and don't plan on starting. I just use Cottonelle or Charmin and clean it properly then I just hop in the shower since I've mastered the art of scheduling my morning or after work drop off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 never used them. i usually shit in the morning and the hop in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 huffing baby wipes is the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 niggaz be walkn around with crusty shit butts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 paper don't wipe shit off, I don't care what you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 baby wipes win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 cottonelle fresh wipes are the truth. i feel like even if you are broke, spend a little more on them. it's shit on your body, wipe that shit off. this applies to toilet paper as well if you aren't feeling the wetness, don't cheap out and get the one ply butcher paper style tp, spend a little more on the softest you can find. never, ever, keep the cottenelle wipes next to the clorox disinfectant wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 HAHA, wet wipes for a clean ass, i does it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 toilet paper + water => baby wipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 toilet paper + water => crumbs... CRUMBS DUDE CRUMBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 this post is gay Your Post is gay? Homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 This thread made me laugh, the comments pro & con are funny. I didn't even need to click on this thread to know what it was about. I had a co-worker around 2 years ago who made this argument to us. His theory was that TP just smears shit around your ass, while wipes clean it off. All I can say is wash your ass out. It's the ultra rare case where you get the shitless wipe after dropping a deuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 First wipe with tpilet paper then when your pretty much clean finish off with a wipe or two for stankass and dry butthole syndrome. and if you already got dbhs one or two tp wipes and all the rest cottonelle wipes..or baby wipes if you dont have cottonelle..all wipes if you had a fire shit also...fuck what you heard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 this has to be the 5th thread on this topic. i wrote about the benefits of using baby wipes in a magazine many moons ago.. i been trying too "big up" these to my friends for years... toilet paper is for dirty savages, blacks and indians... jews too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 toilet paper + water => baby wipes nah man, you get the tp ready for wipe initiation then you drizzle water over the top, then wipe..may need to be repeated if you just crapped out something explosive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 toilet paper + water => baby wipes You should repost this recipe for disaster in the "Ghetto Shit" thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 nah man, you get the tp ready for wipe initiation then you drizzle water over the top, then wipe..may need to be repeated if you just crapped out something explosive hahah duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 First wipe with tpilet paper then when your pretty much clean finish off with a wipe or two for stankass and dry butthole syndrome. and if you already got dbhs one or two tp wipes and all the rest cottonelle wipes..or baby wipes if you dont have cottonelle..all wipes if you had a fire shit also...fuck what you heard... major precedural methodology going on here^ toilet paper ftw: take toilet paper and roll out enough until you get a sturdy layered up bunch, then wipe, fold, and wipe again - repeat til there isnt any more color on paper. carrying around babywipes travel cases in your pocket or your man purse or whatever it is you toddlerfags use is corny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I don't usually shit places other than home. When I do, I don't get to use baby wipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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