screaming hand logo Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 you ever touch a womans breast and its like ah...a....bag of sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Anyone ever make those stress ball things by filling balloons with sand when they were a kid? They were awesome.....until they broke in your lounge room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Smashed yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 okay i got loose with the hipster angle. but i'm holding onto the myspace girl shit. and it's not a reference to a 1980's horror movie ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Nothing like looking for 16 year old candy ravers to slip some G to while rocking the pedo bear vest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 This thread went from win to fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 This thread went from fail* to fail. Fixed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 you guys have ever sexx nailed hot chix then been leik HOLLERRRR ATTA PLAYER and then the hott chick says OK! Then nailing sex sex happen more more more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftwinghack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Smashed yet? fuck her ass fuck her mouth ..then get some va JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 metrosexual faggotry is an oxymoron. Only to a metrosexual faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 or someone who is not a retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sik K Brah Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Where the booty pics??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 boost hasnt posted in a bit. dude is one of these things from 12oz - scared cuz he got called out on being a liar. from brother - dead, hospital from police - locked up from girl - locked down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 your a faggot if you didn't/don't smash that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Shit. I wasn't even aware of what had transpired before I posted what I did up above. I fail for that, but this kid got raped by a 17 year old little cute chick. Why can't that happen to me at 28? Dude, you got raped by a 17 year old..........how is that even possible?! Just do whatever kiddo. You already played yourself whether you beat those guts up for real or not. At 19 I would have been all over a jocking 17 year old slut like those little machine guns and diamonds and other shit all over those hoodies you kids wear these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANCHILD MANCHILD Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 alright, first off, i dont care how good looking you think she is...siblings look alike. now, every time you guys are fucking do you really wanna look at her and see the resemblance of your good homie? you might as well butt fuck your buddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 ^TAKING IT A BIT FAR, NO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 yeah, all siblings look a like every 3 yr old with a phd knows this, faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANCHILD MANCHILD Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 swindle, dont cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wirkone Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Sup members of 12oz, im stuck on a problem that really has me thinking...... This dude has been my friend for about 4years and dudes like my closet friend i got. He has a sister, supppper fucking hot! Me and his sister are cool and we talk(not like that) when im over his crib. Yesterday she texted me saying to come pick her up and take her to mcdonalds. So i did, she told me to drop her off a block away, i was confused why but w.e. She gave me a hug and then she planted a kiss on me!!! I was just sprung and just blocked out the fact that this is my best friends sister and started to kiss her back. I dont know how to feel, she promised me she wont tell him or anyone else and its our little secret...but she texts me alot flirting saying "when are we gonna hang out again ;)." I think she wants to fuck and i aint sure if i want to tho...this dudes my bestfriend and if he ever finds out, im fucked. Got any advice?? oh and im 19 shes 17. heres a pic of her.. beat dem, guts, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wirkone Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" oh cool....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 No fucking way... They'll be no escape, you get mad at your girl and want to go over your boy's house to vent, well now you can't tell him how his sister's a cunt bag and tried to give you a lousy hand job instead of putting her mouth on it. ...oh guess what? ...and when you go to your best friend's house to do something other than see your girlfriend's annoying face, she'll be already be there. for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 swindle, dont cry only whales and wolfs cry every faggot knows this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 WOLVES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 whales is plural for wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 WHALVES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 yes thats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 you might as well butt fuck your buddy... Every time I see this thread I keep thinking the guy is wondering "Should I fuck my best friend or his sister?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Everytime this thread gets bumped, a part of me keeps hoping he man'd up and took pictures. Life, you disappoint me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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