So my girlfriend and her best friend are in the living room having a "cry."

[toyguy92]

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bring the wagon in front of them and tell em it aint gonna make itself

[YouMad.GIF]

Walk out with a mangina tuck while blasting Goodbye Horses, then turn to the crying friend and moan "I'd fuck me!"

 

wearing a jacket of human flesh is optional but highly reccomended

[wisetuxedo]

i hope your vote went to 3some... and pics or it didnt happen

[black kerouac]

Call your girlfriend on her cellphone and ask if you "can tap that?".

[*PROTOCOL*]

Walk out and say "whats on the television tonight?" then wipe your finger on the tv, glance at them dissaprovingly and say, "hmm, it appears to be dust."

[Tails0nE]

find the music from the party boy skits from jackass

and play it as loud as you can untill they get pissed and bang on the door..

then open it and yell "party time" and proceed to dancengraff all around the house...

[shaolinmasta]

Throw a coffee mug at them.

[george jetson]

buy a 30-pack and watch beerfest.. that damn movie always gets me in a good mood.

[armand hammer]

go for the goodbye horses mangina dance and then ask for a threesome..

 

oh and just in case you dont remember the dance etc.

blast the song reallll loud too.

[zebradrips]

BITCHES.

[earl broclo ESQ]

Damn, I can't give out anymore props right now.

[Stud Kickass]

So wait, they're still crying?

[earl broclo ESQ]

No Mahoney, they stopped crying last night. Probably about ten minutes after I started this thread.

 

 

Seeing that I wasn't going to do nudity, I opted for a pair of Calvin Klein boxer briefs with two socks in it with my t-shirt tucked in and brief jacked way up. It looked like I had a deformed Bigfoot dick. Then when I opened the door to walk out, they were giggling, so I thought the timing was all bad and opted to close the door.

 

People can keep going though.

[bahleediddy]

haha mahoney look ass nigga

[KGP]

ask if she is gonna get around to the dishes at all

[ImChristeezy]

go for the goodbye horses mangina dance and then ask for a threesome..

 

oh and just in case you dont remember the dance etc.

blast the song reallll loud too.

 

 

 

um wow.

[armand hammer]

the sounds out not my fault ...also id wear your skin anytime .

[autoteller]

you should have stuffed as many hotdogs as possible into a condom and then just opened the door and lobbed it right in there.

[ohnoone]

city on smash lost a tampon. whose been propping him?

[BLU]

[Veritably Clean]

use a sack of oranges, leaves the hurt, but not the bruises

 

[Kevin Harris]

Walk out naked with peanut butter on your chest. Then jump back and say you didn't realize they were still there. Then sit down next to them and ask about the weather

[Guest 50million]

i had a 'cry' last night. i ate some shellfish and broke out in hives. while it wasnt too bad, i went over to my boyfriends and cried saying i wanted to look good for him. he basically told me to shut the fuck up and that im hot and the hives will go away.

 

it made me feel better and i passed out from being drunk.

 

 

what a combo.

[seagullboy]

What a life...

[lil_spenty]

Walk into the room wearing nothing but a condom and some tennis shoes, and then bust a niggaflip on them.

 

tall black dress socks too.

smoke a marlboro light and chew on some doublemint.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

really gets chicks in the mood.

[Richard Pryor]

here watch this...hope it helps

 

 

In response http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY

[john_gacy]

I think you should walk in there and pop in a porno, maybe then let your dick hang out of your shorts. And belch loudly, maybe do the one nostril snot shot onto the floor.

[vanfullofretards]

Did they like pre-plan the cry or what? I'm confused. what the fuck.

 

They just like sit down and start crying on each others fucking shoulder?

 

 

I cant picture that.

[john_gacy]

On 2nd thought, just walk in, pop in the porno, and sit down and start jerking off. If you can make it until you finish, extra points if you stand up and wipe your dick off on her frined's hair.

[earl broclo ESQ]

No, they were having an argument and yelling at each other. That's when the crying started.