SwampFightOner Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 is pissin me the fuck offfff. Shit was clogged before I got to it, but I was very durnk/in a rush so I decided to drop a duece in it, THEN worry about it...bad mistake. Nevermind the amount of toilets I've clogged on my own, I used to work as a bouncer at a very poppin club that had no independent clean up crew, so I've unclogged some serious messes...this is by far the worst one ever. I've been trying on and off for like 45 mins, no success...FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Let it sit for a bit. And pour some..like...draino in that bitch or something. Im sure they make something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 A 2-liter soda bottle does the trick every time. Fill it completely with water; Holding your thumb over the top(so no water escapes until you get it under water), invert the bottle and submerge it directly down into the toilet as far as possible; Mash down on the end as hard and as fast as you can, collapsing the bottle. The hydraulic force will move whatever is stuck. Your hands will get icky, but you will be clog-free. __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 I'm gunna actualluy go try that, cuz I need to shit again and it's either fix this ASAP or drive to my parent's crib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 SMASH THAT BITCH WITH A BALL PEEN HAMMER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 take another shit in it, im sure it'll sort itself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 its god telling you to goto your parents crib, they probably have a home cooked meal. now i want a home cooked meal :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 its god telling you to goto your parents crib, they probably have a home cooked meal. now i want a home cooked meal :/ Go to his parents crib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Blow that shit up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 take a shit in your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 A 2-liter soda bottle does the trick every time. Fill it completely with water; Holding your thumb over the top(so no water escapes until you get it under water), invert the bottle and submerge it directly down into the toilet as far as possible; Mash down on the end as hard and as fast as you can, collapsing the bottle. The hydraulic force will move whatever is stuck. Your hands will get icky, but you will be clog-free. __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 nah...this is what you need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Shit off of a balcony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 shit in your bath tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 FINALLY I am victorious, the good ol fashioned way too. That toilet was a formidable foe though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Did you numb it with cocaine and have sex with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Me and 4 other dude went to Vegas a couple of years ago for the pron convention. Me and one of them went to breakfast then we came back to the room and everyone was gone already. After awhile I had to drop a duece as well. Went into the bathroom and there was dirty tp all up in the bowl. I was like fuck flush the toilet after you shit you fuckin degenerate fucks. So I try flushing the toilet. Nada. We call up our freinds and they're like yeah 'someone' took a shit and fucked it up but no one is admitting to it. We asked if anyone called maintenance. Nope. So we had to call maintenance to come fix it. Great we had to be in the room when dude has to unclog it. Meanwhile im starting to feel the urge of a prarie dog so I tell homie im outta her gonna drop a load off downstairs in the public restroom in the casino. Took a shit downstairs and played some games downstairs then went up after the maintenance dude split. haha /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1890295/highlight/10857 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Blow that shit up! Isnt this how it got clogged in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Me and 4 other dude went to Vegas a couple of years ago for the pron convention. Me and one of them went to breakfast then we came back to the room and everyone was gone already. After awhile I had to drop a duece as well. Went into the bathroom and there was dirty tp all up in the bowl. I was like fuck flush the toilet after you shit you fuckin degenerate fucks. So I try flushing the toilet. Nada. We call up our freinds and they're like yeah 'someone' took a shit and fucked it up but no one is admitting to it. We asked if anyone called maintenance. Nope. So we had to call maintenance to come fix it. Great we had to be in the room when dude has to unclog it. Meanwhile im starting to feel the urge of a prarie dog so I tell homie im outta her gonna drop a load off downstairs in the public restroom in the casino. Took a shit downstairs and played some games downstairs then went up after the maintenance dude split. haha /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 take a shit in your pants. Dont know why but this made me lol all over the place' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 cool .gif bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 My toilet has a groove in the bowl that prevents you from getting any suction at all with a plunger. So when my toilet's clogged, I gotta call the landlord who in turn calls a plumber and I end up having to foot the bill being as it was my fat ass who clogged the shit in the first place. I'm 100% positive that the toilet was built like that on purpose. It's a plumbers conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezz Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 throw a liter of bleach in that bitch and let it sit. it will begin to decompose and shred the paper/whatever is clogging the toilet and slowly. helps sanitize that bad boy too. i bet it looks/smells like shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 anyone needs me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enosar Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 lol you fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 someone clogged the toilet at my work one time, but no one did anything about it. there was a sign on the door saying "do not use". so some of the retards at my work ingnored it and took a shit. 2 to be exact. both times just adding shit ontop of an already shitty situation. the 2nd idiot that did so tried flushing it. FAILED. Anyone that knows of a glogged toilet that has nothing going down even water should know that it would overflow. so it did. shitt poo water overflowing for about 5 minutes, mind you the toilet was on the second floor, making everything that came out to leak through the floor into the bottom floor where people work. leading to a terrible smell that would make you want to throw up if you went 30 feet near the bathroom or even on the floor beneath. i mean fuck the toilet had a coat hanger hanging out the back as the flusher. that shit screamed "CLOGGER". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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