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is pissin me the fuck offfff. Shit was clogged before I got to it, but I was very durnk/in a rush so I decided to drop a duece in it, THEN worry about it...bad mistake.

 

Nevermind the amount of toilets I've clogged on my own, I used to work as a bouncer at a very poppin club that had no independent clean up crew, so I've unclogged some serious messes...this is by far the worst one ever.

 

I've been trying on and off for like 45 mins, no success...FML

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Let it sit for a bit. And pour some..like...draino in that bitch or something. Im sure they make something.

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A 2-liter soda bottle does the trick every time. Fill it completely with water; Holding your thumb over the top(so no water escapes until you get it under water), invert the bottle and submerge it directly down into the toilet as far as possible; Mash down on the end as hard and as fast as you can, collapsing the bottle. The hydraulic force will move whatever is stuck. Your hands will get icky, but you will be clog-free.

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its god telling you to goto your parents crib,

they probably have a home cooked meal.

 

now i want a home cooked meal :/

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its god telling you to goto your parents crib,

they probably have a home cooked meal.

 

now i want a home cooked meal :/

 

 

Go to his parents crib.

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A 2-liter soda bottle does the trick every time. Fill it completely with water; Holding your thumb over the top(so no water escapes until you get it under water), invert the bottle and submerge it directly down into the toilet as far as possible; Mash down on the end as hard and as fast as you can, collapsing the bottle. The hydraulic force will move whatever is stuck. Your hands will get icky, but you will be clog-free.

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Me and 4 other dude went to Vegas a couple of years ago for the pron convention.

Me and one of them went to breakfast then we came back to the room and everyone was gone already. After awhile I had to drop a duece as well. Went into the bathroom and there was dirty tp all up in the bowl. I was like fuck flush the toilet after you shit you fuckin degenerate fucks. So I try flushing the toilet. Nada. We call up our freinds and they're like yeah 'someone' took a shit and fucked it up but no one is admitting to it. We asked if anyone called maintenance. Nope. So we had to call maintenance to come fix it. Great we had to be in the room when dude has to unclog it. Meanwhile im starting to feel the urge of a prarie dog so I tell homie im outta her gonna drop a load off downstairs in the public restroom in the casino. Took a shit downstairs and played some games downstairs then went up after the maintenance dude split. haha

 

 

/nh

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Me and 4 other dude went to Vegas a couple of years ago for the pron convention.

Me and one of them went to breakfast then we came back to the room and everyone was gone already. After awhile I had to drop a duece as well. Went into the bathroom and there was dirty tp all up in the bowl. I was like fuck flush the toilet after you shit you fuckin degenerate fucks. So I try flushing the toilet. Nada. We call up our freinds and they're like yeah 'someone' took a shit and fucked it up but no one is admitting to it. We asked if anyone called maintenance. Nope. So we had to call maintenance to come fix it. Great we had to be in the room when dude has to unclog it. Meanwhile im starting to feel the urge of a prarie dog so I tell homie im outta her gonna drop a load off downstairs in the public restroom in the casino. Took a shit downstairs and played some games downstairs then went up after the maintenance dude split. haha

 

 

/nh

 

 

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take a shit in your pants.

 

 

Dont know why but this made me lol all over the place'

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My toilet has a groove in the bowl that prevents you from getting any suction at all with a plunger.

So when my toilet's clogged, I gotta call the landlord who in turn calls a plumber and I end up having to foot the bill being as it was my fat ass who clogged the shit in the first place.

 

I'm 100% positive that the toilet was built like that on purpose.

It's a plumbers conspiracy.

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