juiceposse Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Really? She's trash. I know a tonne of dudes that have rocked brothels. Shits no big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Bayside babes. $50 headjob and meat pie with sauce. That's pretty good value if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Especially considering you could easily drop on a bill on one date with no guarantees of a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i googled bayside babes and this i what i got its cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i would fuck the shit out of amy winehouse So you could steal her massive stash of drugs once she fell asleep, or just to say you fucked her? I know you can't find her at all attractive, you got better taste in women than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 You googled wrong. It doesn't mention the pie deal though. http://www.melbourne-brothels.com/bayside-babes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 That's totally a good deal for dinner and some face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 i would fuck the shit out of amy winehouse This begs the questions: How much shit would you have to clean off of Amy Winehouse before you could tell wether the shit you saw when you were done fucking was actually a result of your fucking? Also: Doesn't it seem like you could get paid simply for cleaning the shit off Amy Winehouse? And: Wouldn't that make YOU the hooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 anyone ever done a fuck and run? i think it would be the adult industry equivalent to a dine and ditch better known as chew and screw... Guy I know once brought two hookers back to his house; this is the some guy that brings a hitch hiker to one of the local parties. Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 You googled wrong. It doesn't mention the pie deal though. http://www.melbourne-brothels.com/bayside-babes/ this isn't a far drive from my house :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ZANZABAR Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Bayside babes. $50 headjob and meat pie with sauce. That's pretty good value if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skertdipboogie Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I never fucked w a "street prostitute" so to speak. I got down on some red lights in A-dam. The first girl i fucked, I rolled up to her door and was hella drunk already so I had to piss. Granted this was the first time I had ever done anything like this before and she could tell and was all giggly at my style. So she lets me piss, then we fuck, I think it was something like 80 euros, fuck and suck for 15 min, you divide the time however you want between "fuck and "suck". So I pumped her and pulled out, ripped the jimmy off and busted on her stomach. I fucked a few red lights, but this one in particular.. was hella cooski at first, like all smiles in the window, opens the door tryna swoon me in. Needless to say, hook-line and sinker. I was drunk again so I had to piss and she got irritated at that off the bat. I get back in the room and she points to a condom sitting on the table that was already opened fully out the package and I told her I wanted a fresh jimmy and she flipped the fuck out on me talking about how she wouldn't risk her health and all bla bla bla. I pumped and went to take the jimmy off and bust on her and she bout tried to fight me for it, but the first girl was cool with it, then I realized first girl was breakin th lawz! It was mainly just for the novelty properties dippin red lights and I had won some money over in europe so it was free fun tickets and everyone I was with was doing it man! I also fucked some prostitutes in argentina, a bit more sketch, super thick jims and fine ass big booty hoes. Again, novelty purposes and fun tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sexorcist Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 chicago got magazines full of hookers haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 So you could steal her massive stash of drugs once she fell asleep, or just to say you fucked her? I know you can't find her at all attractive, you got better taste in women than that. im serious. in some of her pics, she looks mad hot imo. the trick will be to catch her at the beginning of a binge and not the end of one. and yes, i would steal her drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 hookers are infact NOT real people kthnxbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 im serious. in some of her pics, she looks mad hot imo. the trick will be to catch her at the beginning of a binge and not the end of one. and yes, i would steal her drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Yo if you think about it you are better off fucking hookers instead of having girls..: hookers are cheap vs girls are expensive. Clothes, food, drinks, kids, etc... Girls talk back and you smack em around and end up in jail over that shit... Vs hookers talk back and you smack em around and get your nut off afterwards girls get pregnant and expect you to support that kid vs hookers have no fuckig idea who you are so you ain't the daddy... Girls cheat on you and cause all kinds of emotional drama and mad bullshit vs Do you really give a fuck about a hooker? I could keep going down this list but need to give directions right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmilwaukee Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 for free hookers call 1800-343-2333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 man boy love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLT Sammich Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I never fucked w a "street prostitute" so to speak. I got down on some red lights in A-dam. The first girl i fucked, I rolled up to her door and was hella drunk already so I had to piss. Granted this was the first time I had ever done anything like this before and she could tell and was all giggly at my style. So she lets me piss, then we fuck, I think it was something like 80 euros, fuck and suck for 15 min, you divide the time however you want between "fuck and "suck". So I pumped her and pulled out, ripped the jimmy off and busted on her stomach. I fucked a few red lights, but this one in particular.. was hella cooski at first, like all smiles in the window, opens the door tryna swoon me in. Needless to say, hook-line and sinker. I was drunk again so I had to piss and she got irritated at that off the bat. I get back in the room and she points to a condom sitting on the table that was already opened fully out the package and I told her I wanted a fresh jimmy and she flipped the fuck out on me talking about how she wouldn't risk her health and all bla bla bla. I pumped and went to take the jimmy off and bust on her and she bout tried to fight me for it, but the first girl was cool with it, then I realized first girl was breakin th lawz! It was mainly just for the novelty properties dippin red lights and I had won some money over in europe so it was free fun tickets and everyone I was with was doing it man! I also fucked some prostitutes in argentina, a bit more sketch, super thick jims and fine ass big booty hoes. Again, novelty purposes and fun tickets. Are you that Joran Van Der Sloot guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I had sex with two asian women at a "massage parlor". Good time actually, but I was so drunk I couldn't keep it up the whole time. I do remember one of them getting a condom on me so fast that I don't know how it was evenly humanly possible. I swear all I did was blink and that bitch must have used some old asian trickery to pull it off that fast. Or should I say, put it on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 This chick stays at the place i work at pretty regularly http://classifieds.myredbook.com/classified.php?adid=126294 Shes not bad shes got a nice upper half but her bottom half leaves much to be desired, shes got no ass and chicken legs She gets sloppy drunk every night before she goes out, i cant blame her if she needs something to cope with the shit she does for a living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I had sex with two asian women at a "massage parlor". Good time actually, but I was so drunk I couldn't keep it up the whole time. I do remember one of them getting a condom on me so fast that I don't know how it was evenly humanly possible. I swear all I did was blink and that bitch must have used some old asian trickery to pull it off that fast. Or should I say, put it on?? this is the only type of hookery i would involve myself in. straight up. but really. fucka hooker man. word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 You dont pay a hooker for sex. You pay her to leave afterward. Actually some duct tape, a bone saw, and some trash bags fixes all of that. Duct tape, is there anything it's not good for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 if you take a chic out to dinner, movies, drinks, ect. and drop a bill...then take her home and bang.. youre still paying for it ..... kinda ive personally never dropped a bill for a date on a girl i hadnt already fucked... we go dutch if i aint hit yet, no exceptions unless i owe you for dog sitting or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 The reason i'm in school trying to get the skills necessary to have a good job. When i'm in my 50s-the day i die i want to have enough money to have some toys (fun car, boat) a decent house, vacations when i feel like it and lastly enough money that a several times a month or however often i want i can make that call and buy an hour with some sexy 18-23 year old piece of sex. Before i hit 50 i will continue to do fine by the game i possess but there will come a time where i'm not going to want to fuck with women my age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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