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Sharting/Accidently Shitting Yourself

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never go to an all-you-can eat joint on your lunch break

 

i did it twice

 

didn't shart, but pretty much wished i did just to get it over with

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yeah the throw out freeball routine is usually the best route. also put some extra toilet paper back there if its really bad (the manpon)

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I proceeded to throw my boxers out and freeball for the rest of my shift...whats the best thing to do in these sticky situations?

 

I think you nailed it right there.

 

I did it one night when I was housesitting for a friend. On his couch. Fortunately I was wearing Depends underneath a wetsuit, the combination of which saved the day.

 

For people that live in SF- Tu Lan on Sixth Street was involved.

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I did that this morning !!! At home thank god !!

I was just finishing brushing my teeth when I felt some gas getting ready ... then I was in the OH SHIT mode within 1/2 second ... Pondered getting back in the shower but I was running late . So I opted for a quick wet TP cleaning and some fresh boxers. TMI ?? too bad you cant unread it (Maniacal Laughter) !!!!!

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRY BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORYYYYYYYYYYYY

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here i sit broken hearted

came to shit but only farted

 

Thought I'd take a 2nd chance,

Tried to fart and shit my pants.

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Damn it, you have to be quick w/ the oz, the smart-ass remarks I had are already taken.

On the course of action- you wipe your ass w/ your underwear and throw it away. Repeat w/ socks if necessary.

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I did that a year ago, about a tablespoon of hangover liquid poo disguised as a fart.

I was by myself on a roof in a mechanical room, luckily there was paper towels.

Threw out the boxers and cleaned myself up, then the smell made me puke.

Went home early.

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Ever have Amoebic dysentery? You will be sharting and buking 24/7.

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this is gods punishment. the 8th plague.

you sinned and obviously god doesn't like

you very much.

 

it only happens to sinners.

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