FACTORY_MADE Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 i was dating a stripper for a little bit i got the sense that the bitch would be trifling and trivial and a little diva but her white mannerisms and well spokeness decieved me i was chilling with her today she totally bugged out on a homeless dude who i was having a perfectly civil conversation with because she was disgusted by his presence she started beaming french fries at this man, threw her drink at him, and completely disrespecting him for no reason and almost got into a fist fight with him to the point i had to drag her down the block. At this point i could tell this bitch just likes the attention. she then argued with me for an hour about how the world revolves around her. What a disgusting trifling ass self absorbed bitch. AND SHE SMELLED LIKE STRIPPER (BABY LOTION, AND PUSSY!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 you know how to pick em'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 dont worry boris has done this before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 for crying out loud post some goddamn pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Apparently the best thing to do is cut up her corpse into six pieces. fixed* Take her money then do the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 for real i always end up with these dysfunctional ass women....its my fathers curse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 strippers reek of this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 when i see strippers, i do it in mexico. no cover charges, a one dollar bill means a lot to them, and they are actually fine at the spots i hit up. dolla beers, peeping titties, equal a legit afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 strippers = damaged goods. I know one who sort of has her shit together...the rest are all crazy ass bitches with way too many issues that I care to find out about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 "You killed a panda??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces. Well aren't you just a little Roy DeMeo? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Strippers arent good for ANYTHING outside of the strip club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoXox Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I don't know one of my dopest girls was a stripper, I wasn't serious with her or anything so it was all good fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 when i see strippers, i do it in mexico. no cover charges, a one dollar bill means a lot to them, and they are actually fine at the spots i hit up. dolla beers, peeping titties, equal a legit afternoon. cosign! theres one in esenads where the people who try to get you in will buy you hella beer or shots of tequilla just to get you in. me and my friend went in, got free drinks, looked at the strippers and walked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 strippers = damaged goods. I know one who sort of has her shit together...the rest are all crazy ass bitches with way too many issues that I care to find out about this experience has def taught me this later on in the night i connected her daddy issues to her fiending for so much attention this was reaffirmed when she responded so well to me calling her a lazy whore with no self respect at the end of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 ATMs at stipclubs charge you like 8.50! what the fuck is that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Maybe the homeless man gave her flashbacks of when her father used to touch her in the private places, hence why she became a stripper. Also pics or neg rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 my girlfriend used to be a stripper when she was younger. shes in her early 30's. put her self through school. and is now a boss at one of the most elite businesses in her industry. i guess i got lucky. cuz she can still party hard like most strippers do but she got full control of her life and a good handle on financial shit. shes dated girls before too. they arent all crazy. they most of them are pretty fucking fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shaolinmasta Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Factory i seriously don't understand how you didn't expect her to have problems she's a fucking stripper for fucks sake which would mean she has: strong underlying problems she will be trying to sort for a long fucking time, trying to use you for drugs, she would probs have a baby and is a fucking slut for that matter with a good chance of having STD's. Your looking in the wrong fucking place if you want a normal woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Strippers arent good for ANYTHING outside of the strip club This. Bitches got more issues than National Geographic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 i have only known 4 strippers in my life....only one of them was really chill..the other three were money hungry hoes. ..one of them is best friends with my ex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 SKRIPPERS thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Strappers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 Factory i seriously don't understand how you didn't expect her to have problems she's a fucking stripper for fucks sake which would mean she has: strong underlying problems she will be trying to sort for a long fucking time, trying to use you for drugs, she would probs have a baby and is a fucking slut for that matter with a good chance of having STD's. Your looking in the wrong fucking place if you want a normal woman. well i didnt meet her on the pretenses of her bieng a stripper. Also she wasnt all crazy neckswinging black stereotypical stripper she was very well spoken and proper fairly intelligent dressed very formally. Said she hit a rough patch and did what she had to do. Now when she was talking about how at one point she had 10g's in the bank and now has nothing and no place to live cus her roomates drug dealer bf got the house raided i started to see what was ahead. But benefit of the doubt i say, but its not that i look for these crazy hoes the universe just serves them too me. the curse man its the curse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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