vulcan1 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 go be gay, problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 you coming on to me bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". i've been wondering if this is true at all and if it is why haven't more pig farmers been getting their pigs stolen by criminals since the movie came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces. pigs, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 where the pics at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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