~KRYLON2~ Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 i hate it when my paycheck is spent before i get the damn thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 i hate it when when u have to wait for the crosswalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 i hate it when i cant get a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuddie Mack Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I HATE IT WHEN BITCHES ACT THE FUCK UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I hate roadblocks. I hate that they changed the drinking laws in BC I hate our ching chong fucking government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i hate it when you accidentally sit on your balls. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 ^^^ Oooo, no shit. Fucking terrible. Hate it when I switch to the "fastest lane" in traffic only for it to stop. Then the lane I was in starts flowing. #OfficeSpaceOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i hate it when you cant find a lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i hate shuveling snow and teh way people drive in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i hate how i cant remember seeing a female outside who didnt wear eyemakeup...i forget what females really look like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i hate it when i go on the oontz to check out some fun stuff whilst procrastinating at school or at a coffee shop and while scrolling down some big fat pair of tiddies or some dead person pops up on the screen and there's mad people lurking around me and i wonder if they saw. i hate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i hate it when you cant find a lighter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i roll a blunt in my car, forget that i have it on my lap... hit the store for a cold one, forget that blunt was on my lap... drive down the fucking block, panic stricken - cant find the blunt- retrace my steps....OH MAN..i drop it at the gas station... pull up at said gas station...find blunt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 The phone or doorbell rings during sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 The phone or doorbell rings during masturbation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 the phone or doorbell rings when i'm battling a massive turd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i also hate it when i see job postings that say "minorities encouraged to apply" or "_______ desired but not necessary" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 i hate it when the toilet clogs after a huge dump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 i hate it when i run out of toilet paper, and have to wipe my ass with the sports page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 i hate people who one-up you for the stupiest shit. i.e. ME:"shit dude, i dont know why but i set my alrm for 6am and it wakes me up at like 5.45 everyday." HIM: "well i wake up at 5.00am EVERY morning........take a hour long shower,. play black ops go back to bed then wake up again at 7.00" -------- ME: "Hey man i just got my new skate deck, wanna see?" HIM: " i just got my 200 new skate decks. i swear to god every fact a stated about myself he has at least 10% more to state about him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 theres more but i dont have time to script it out for those of you with no experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 i hate it when i have to unwrap the reese cup foil and THEN the godamn little brown wax paper cup. is that to slow fatties like me down or what? dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 i hate it when niggers ask me for a cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 i hate it when u drop a healthy meatloaf then as soon as ur done wiping... u feel another tardy turd comin... then u gotta wipe again... im sure mother nature hates it too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I hate when buddy's pick up cougars and then expect you to wingman cougars friend...."like bro, come on bro" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 8 years back New Years morning my roomates little sister lets armed gunmen into our house. We had thrown a NYE rave type party charging 15 a head at a local theater Midtown. Probably 700-800 people showed up and lots of money was made. Afterward it was deposited at his girl apt before we returned home. It was mostly his party, I picked up a deejay from the airport and invested some cash. Anyhow it was ugly. My mattress was on the floor, I woke up with a foot on my neck and a gun to my head. I had a girl i was slept with, My roomate, 3 strippers, 1 on which was his chik. His sister, her man and our homeboy.... Forced at gunpoint into a pile stripped naked in the middle of the living room. i was at the bottom and almost suffocated from the weight. These nogs though they were hitting a 20K lik. All the walked with was pocket change. Maybe 1500 tops. I thought it was gonna end bad because they were convinced we were holding out. Such was not the case but after splitting our friends face open they left out taking our IDs and tossing our phones.We never got with the police. City cops, over half of us had warrants. A legitimate concern that if they were caught they could possibly sit in the county a few months, get turned loose and pay a visit.... we just counted our blessings and wrote off our losses. 2 days later suburban police show up at my door. 3 guys had robbed a house at gunpoint in and been caught. In their possession was my drivers license as well as the others. I went to pick up my license, recovered 200 I lost in addition to about a 750 extra for myself and told the police what little i knew. 3 guys robbed my spot. I saw skimasks and guns. No faces and nothing distinguishing. While im in there they tell me the guys that ran thru my spot dropped a couple names; the people that put them on to us. I Knew them. 1 of them i had actually given a car to when he was down on his luck. A guy i had at 1 time considered among my closest friends. So I searched for this kid. I wasn't the only one but i was legitimately vested. Fucker disappeared and i never seen him till TODAY. 2 hours ago at the bar/restaurant while i'm with family.... My whole heads twisted up right now. About to get off probation i been on forever. About to have my freedom back. Fair fight never entered my mind from the jump in terms of this. Knees, hands, teeth and I wanted an eyeball in a jar. The dirtbag was saved by 2 things today. Instincts for self preservation, and my mom being present. Time took some edge off too i suspect. Perhaps ive grown up some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 similar thing happend to me today^^ i was walking thorugh walmart. i dropped my toothpick with my cat like reflexxes i grabbed for it but the two ends stabbed into the joint closest to the nail, on my ring finger, left hand. and the palm/. both punctured. now my finger is swelled. and it hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shao Kahn Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I hate it when people say dragons don't exist it's a universal phenomenon how can you turn the cheek to such revealing evidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralSquareT Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I hate it when I drink a lot and in my drunken confidence think I won't be hungover in the morning, but get a hangover anyways. I hate people who slobber on blunts. I hate it when I have to take a piss at work and someone just dropped a nasty shit and the whole bathroom is stanked out. I hate it when I drop a stank duece at work, and there's a cutie outside waiting for the bathroom. I hate listening to my wigger neighbor upstairs trying to rap all the time. The guy's favorite sport is racquetball. I hate it how bums wait outside ATMs asking for change. Don't they know I'm not giving them shit, especially a fucking 20 spot? I hate idiots at grocery stores that block an entire aisle because they left their cart sideways on some Austin Powers shit. I hate when drunk people get hold of the iPod at parties and change songs every 10 seconds. I hate it when trashy bitches start screaming into their cellphones and cause a scene because they mad at baby daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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