veintiocho Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 i just ate a totinos pepperoni pizza. i was hungry and it was good. who cares. I've posted this before: bake 2 totinos pizzas (or whatever frozen pizzas they sell near you for a dollar). Place one face down on top of the other and cut into quarters. Proceed to eat like a sandwich. It's the 4AM pizza sandwich drunken special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Toast and peanutbutter Eggs and tobasco microwaveable chicken nuggets you must be related to me.. thats how i do. *harlem shake* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 excellent drunk food: 1.crush up ramen noodle packs before opening,pour in the seasoning,shake it up,your good to go 2.instead of cheese and crackers,rock the cheese and pringles 3.although it does require a pan and stove,fried bologna and mustard sammich 4.frozen white castles actually are a win 5.MRE's work if youre on that ultra broke tip.buy em wholesale 6.another one that requires a pan and some meat,but still pretty effortless.s.o.s. (shit on a shingle).cook cube steak,throw in some brown gravy,pour that shit on a piece of toast lemme get the drunkness outta my blood and i can come up with all kind of condiment dinners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Usually if I come home drunk and my stomach won't stop doing flips begging for food I'll just microwave a few pieces of bacon, throw it between two pieces of toast, and go about my business of passing out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 sometimes i'l do some shit like that^ but others i'll come home and being drunk will have me in the mood to make some shit, cause i know how awesome its gonna taste cause im fucked up. i usually end up making a mess though which sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Yeah, I know alot of people like that but once I'm fucked up cooking is the last thing on my mind. I have been known to order insane amounts/combos of food if we stop to eat somewhere on the way home though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 sometimes i'l do some shit like that^ but others i'll come home and being drunk will have me in the mood to make some shit, cause i know how awesome its gonna taste cause im fucked up. i usually end up making a mess though which sucks. last time i decided to get creative in the kitchen while faded,i baked a pizza on a pizza stone,couldnt find an oven mitt to get it out,and decided a single paper towel between my hand and the pizza stone would work just as well to get it out. my hand blistered up,and in the drunken haze i thought i remembered some folk remedy for burns and squirted mustard all over my hand. mucho pain and yellow hand prints everywhere the next morning.at least it wasnt my house...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFFREYDAHMER Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 white bread to sop up the barbecue sauce FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 5.MRE's work if youre on that ultra broke tip.buy em wholesale Try eating MRE's and nothing else for 45 days... they quickly lose their appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 1. DO PASTA. 2. MEANWHILE FRY BACON+ONIONS. 3. WHEN PASTA IS DONE AND STILL HOT, THROW SOME RAW EGGS&GARLIC IN THERE. STIR. BLACK PEPPER+SALT, OLIVE OIL 4. THROW PASTA ON THE PAN, STIR FOR LIKE 3 MINS 5. EAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 not that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I guess I am just a lowly culinary peon because a lot of the things posted in here seem to need far too much involvement on my end. When I come home wrecked I want to grab add heat then consume. Well HUSK there is away to tell if we are related, a quick questionnaire. 1. Pirates or Vikings? 2. Nikes or Vans? 3. Oldschool or Newschool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 i had like 3 bags of these all set up for 4/20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MCDONALDS edit:nutella is fucking golden on ANYTHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Tortilla chips,canned chicken,shredded cheese. Drain and heat up the chicken meat. combine altogether and heat again.nachos Cold spaghetti o's with meatballs ham and cheese rollups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 tortilla refried beans nacho cheese seasoned meat rice corn etc. make them huge....wrap em up in wax paper, put them in freezer. when drunk.....microwave em for a few minutes...then poke a hole in the middle and microwave some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Has no one mentioned hot dogs yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I pick up the phone :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DM! Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 FTW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 listen up choads, if it involves more then turning on the oven or microwave and inserting the food it is not no effort food. dudes in here talkin about multi course dishes and marinades and spices, SHUT THE FUCK. we are lazy. we like pop tarts, corndogs, and pizza. even cooking pasta is not no effort, u gotta get out the strainer, u will have 3-4 dishes to clean, and it takes fucking attention cause u gotta stir it and shit while it cooks. Pizza on the other hand, turn on oven. insert pizza, remove pizza, eat. dont need a plate or any dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 peanuts cashews almonds pistachios cheese sourdough bread some of that hearty ass wheat/grain/walnut bread - all that shit is the jump off, and easy as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 powerbars. they fill you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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