LadyNapua Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 4 years without sex is an awful thought. My guy is only home for about 11 months and then leaves for 7-8 months. This has been going on for 6 years. At least we have webcams.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I never buckled from a nut... but I was smashing on the bathroom sink once and as Im standing there in front of the sink working on this broad, I got a leg cramp in my calf and buckle... this broad was laughing like a mutha fucka... I laughed once the cramp was gone... Moral of the story... HYDRATE MUTHA'FUCKAS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 And I have to wonder... after 4 years of no sex... do you start having wet dreams again??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caik Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ...the other night we were busting each others balls all night... ...WAT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 LOL Yeah morning cramp in bed with a woman is not better than morning cramp not in bed with a woman. Morning cramp sucksssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 yeah, this is similar to what i was explaining earlier. i'll usually close my eyes, and it's as if i can see nerve endings in my eyes going off. does that make sense? try it next time. it's almost like little flashes, or patterns. Yeah, I know what you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabloid- Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 "get off me you hot bag of shit!" hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ...WAT... very good point, a dreadful choice of words on my part. we were busting each other's chops, or asses, or maybe just cutting up on each other would be better off. either way, my girl doesn't have balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ever let one go, and then you have to search for it to clean up? one time i was dating this girl, and while in between apartments, was sleeping at her aunts house. she ended up using her little cousin's bed, and during a visit i went commando on her. so i pull out, and can't find the towel in time and try to use my hand to cap that shit. unfortunately, some of my boys went airborne on me. i never knew the distance this thing could shoot, it's amazing. so anyways, i'm sitting there finishing up, and i'm worried that i just shot a load on this 9 year old's sticker book or something. so i'm looking around the little dudes room, trying to find the mess. then my girl says "i found it!" i turn around, and she's sitting there with her cat laying next to her. goes to prove that my boys know how to find pussy. i felt bad because i got the cat right on the head, but at the same time --how can you not laugh at that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ever let one go, and then you have to search for it to clean up? one time i was dating this girl, and while in between apartments, was sleeping at her aunts house. she ended up using her little cousin's bed, and during a visit i went commando on her. so i pull out, and can't find the towel in time and try to use my hand to cap that shit. unfortunately, some of my boys went airborne on me. i never knew the distance this thing could shoot, it's amazing. so anyways, i'm sitting there finishing up, and i'm worried that i just shot a load on this 9 year old's sticker book or something. so i'm looking around the little dudes room, trying to find the mess. then my girl says "i found it!" i turn around, and she's sitting there with her cat laying next to her. goes to prove that my boys know how to find pussy. i felt bad because i got the cat right on the head, but at the same time --how can you not laugh at that shit. HAHA! My friend told me a similar story except him and this girl werew tripping acid and he couldn't find it anywhere, and the girls conservative christian mom came home right then and the girl ended up having it in her hair and so her mom noticed this, and sat them down to talk. So, my friend had to listen to some wacko lecture about sex being sinful while tripping. How is that for awkward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ^^That is some shit right there. I love fucking while I'm tripping though. Shit is amazing like I'm fucking in pixie land. Sometimes i bust so hard i have trouble seeing for a few seconds afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 happens all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ever let one go, and then you have to search for it to clean up? one time i was dating this girl, and while in between apartments, was sleeping at her aunts house. she ended up using her little cousin's bed, and during a visit i went commando on her. so i pull out, and can't find the towel in time and try to use my hand to cap that shit. unfortunately, some of my boys went airborne on me. i never knew the distance this thing could shoot, it's amazing. so anyways, i'm sitting there finishing up, and i'm worried that i just shot a load on this 9 year old's sticker book or something. so i'm looking around the little dudes room, trying to find the mess. then my girl says "i found it!" i turn around, and she's sitting there with her cat laying next to her. goes to prove that my boys know how to find pussy. i felt bad because i got the cat right on the head, but at the same time --how can you not laugh at that shit. props for that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 you ever run online to talk to a bunch of dudes about busting nuts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 STFU NOOB!!!!! what you know hoe? on a side note. i finished with my lady. im glad its over, she gets straight up stupid sometimes (during) and as always, i have girl sauce on the bottom of my shirt. but i love how the female orgasm makes a bitch stop trippin. she was all bummin cause im leaving early tonight to paint. now shes all "have fun!" rad. that rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ^haha lol. seriously, whenever we have problems, i just lay that pipe and everything goes normal again. does that work for any of yall either? ---- but when me and my lady first started going out in highschool, we used to jet to her place and make the beast with two backs, before her pops got home. like an idiot i went bareback on her. i pulled out too early, and i thought the nut was gonna be whack. i was half right. that shit just oozed out all slow, then i had a last twitch out of fucking nowhere. then a fucking buckshot of jizz lands right in shorties eye. i thought she was gonna trip. she started laughing. thats when i said to myself 'i may have found wifey..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 you ever run online to talk to a bunch of dudes about busting nuts? actually, i do most of that at my 12 step program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 i remember when i used to pop that vitamin e i used to bust HARD nuts knees buckled all the muscles in my body went limp shit took the lifeforce out of me those nuts were CRAZY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 who is bothered having sex standing up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 my knees buckle for nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 i heard about vitamin e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I've busted some fat fat nuts wish I had a camera at the time porn star status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 this time in 9th grade i was scratching my balls and i started to have a female orgasm, it was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 after doing this asian beezy i literally couldnt walk i was lying there gasping for air then i passed out she made me pancakes the morning after best hookup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3NTAL.E.ILL Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 has ne one ever smashed a female so har u get a hip cramp? that shit sucks. rite when there about to catch theres to.ha one time i was having sex with this one girl,like sideways,and i had a strange feeling in my groin area and i went to reach for my balls and i couldnt find one of em.i flipped out.i jumped up and was like holey shit weres my testie?! and when i found it it was like in my pubic area above my peice. shit was crazy man.my pprivates pulled a who deeny on me. has anyone ever busted a huge nut that u got a headcramp? this has happn 2 me multiple times..:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 shoot for the eye. wipe on pillow case.. grin. walk out. Is he joking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 theres something really wrong about a bunch of dudes on the web talking about busting nuts but I read all the other threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 i was reading through this thread again, and noticed that DAO and i were talking about a certain sensation after busting a nut. then i said something about closing your eyes and "try it sometime." i would like to say a beleted "no/hmo" to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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