morton Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Shag em all, TPBM has a real dislike for pot heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 false. tpbm wears hats a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 true since I'm going bald and skin cancer affects all the men in my family TPBm is wodnering why an australian would be up at 9:00am on sunday morning on the oontz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 False, Australi never crosses my mind unless Crocodile Dundee is on or Elaine fron Seinfeld is talking about dingos eating babies. The person below me is drinking beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 false. tpbm likes captain morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 True-ish, its good but there are better spiced runs out there. TPBM is sick of all the election bullshit, ie: flyers, billboards, junkmail, assholes pounding on my door @ 8:00AM on a Saturday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 true. tpbm wants to punch whoever it was that thought it was a good idea to put adds at tha beginning of youtube videos in tha face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 true maybe kick them too tpbm is fluent in 6 languages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 false. tpbm likes spending lots of time alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 True Tpbm has a unhealthy diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 true. i try/want to eat healthy but it's harder and more expensive than eating cheap and bad : / tpbm has killed an animal hunting(real hunting, not a squirrel or bird in your backyard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 false, always wanted to tho. tpbm thinks civilization may collapse in their lifetime and all these punks who are so focused on getting money and pussy are gonna be fucked when the real currency turns into food, gas and bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 true-ish. i think it is a sentiment that definitely resonates. i do think society will change and there are aspects of society that are just completely unsustainable. however the most egregious and horrendous aspects of society have continued to flourish and have adapted to continue down generations of society. tpbm likes burritos for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 false. not that i dont like them, i just dont do them for breakfast. i think youre right man. i forgot; pussy will fall into currency too. tpbm is drinkin a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 false. tpbm is afraid of sea monsters:shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 false but i do not like dolphins tpbm has eaten a goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 true but only in curry form. TPBM thinks sarah palin definitely should be banned from politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 true as fuck! tpbm is in tha independent party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 false. where i live if you register as independent you are actually independent american party. http://www.usiap.org/ who are fucking crazy tpbm is also working on Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 False tpbm is handing out candy full of arsenic and razor blades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 false. thats sooo 90s. im just plucking lil kids on the streets with a blow dart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 no trick or treaters in this neighborhood apparently... tpbm has gotten a ticket in the past month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 false. tpbm has been to tha movies in tha past week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 false. tpbm is weirded out by people who spell the word "the" as "thA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 nah, i was doin that for a spell tpbm sometimes spells "that's" as "thas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 no. tpbm leaves the g out of ing endings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 falsification tpbm hasn't paid a bill(s) due on or before Nov 1st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 false, trying to be better about paying my bills responsibly. the person below me never types out "the person below me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 true im a lazy bastard tpbm thinks of this song on the first of the month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 False, Although back in the day I had a friend who knocked up one of them indian broads and ended up moving to the reservation. He was a dope fiend and a dealer would trade drugs for stereo equipment to build some huge mutant stereo system in his living room. He told me about how on the first he would play that song super loud as the customers came rolling in. Sounded kind of funny at the time, looking back on it, it just seems sad. TPBM owns a Hawaiian shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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