groyn shmoyn Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 in the failed attempt at making an underscore i overshot the shift key and held down the "ctrl" button and hit the minus symbol. and for the first time i realized that the size of the webpage text can either get bigger or smaller depending on how often you hit the minus/plus sign with the ctrl button held down. straight n00b moment. anybody else learn anything new today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i learned there are nothing but ugly bitches and desperate retarded guys in chat rooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowDown Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I learned that sloppy joes make my gout act up. Shit sucks, and hurts like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i learned that when grilling a stuff pork loin you have to cook it using indirect heat (on charcoal that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 that reminds me of when i got my new macbook, and i accidentally held down ctrl while scrolling on my mouse and i was able to zoom in and out of shit. i had no idea what the fuck happened the first few times i did it and had to restart my computer to get the screen back to normal. the more you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILTER.BFG Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i learned 2day that my boss is a asshole...i feel like i´m in Orwell´s 1984 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exxell Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ............................i learnded that all bar hoes jus want a free drink and money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I learned that Cranberry Tangerine juice is the shit. Maybe more of a decision, but it's what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i zoomed in on teh goo6le on3r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 dont smile at your female p.o as you take a piss test.... the end result will only go two ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 in the failed attempt at making an underscore i overshot the shift key and held down the "ctrl" button and hit the minus symbol. and for the first time i realized that the size of the webpage text can either get bigger or smaller depending on how often you hit the minus/plus sign with the ctrl button held down. straight n00b moment. anybody else learn anything new today? ooooh so thats what was doing it. that shit kept happening to me and when i look up its like what the hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i learned that married older women love the kid... and that i probably shouldn't get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 WTF I didn't know the ctrl zoom shit on macbook. props But didja know that you can scroll pages by using 2 fingers on the touch area ? that I learned by accident/noob movement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I learned that if the doubling function inputs 2 then the outputs 4 and the squaring function inputs 2 it outputs 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I learned that rich girls with to much make up cant throw worth a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 today my girlfriend informed me that you can drink small amounts of wine while pregnant without risk of birth defects. no. i did not know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 i learned you are going to get raped by black olives. dont fight it, you are going to get raped....by angry black olives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusEzekielJesus Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I learned that your penis is not supposed to touch your vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I learned that your penis is not supposed to touch your vagina LOL WUT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 It's hard to troubleshoot a computer when there is band practicing in the next room. R NOT HEAR SELF THINKZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 i learned that staring at ass while walking gets you faceplant in teh racks of items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 PWND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Casek if possible pop on aim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusEzekielJesus Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 LOL WUT? yeah, I know. And I also learned that not everyone has both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I learned that a 16 pack of sharpie colored markers is on sale for less than 3 bucks in the art store on Bowery @ Broadway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I also learned pictures taken on my mother in laws digital camera will not open in photoshop even though they are jpegs. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Casek if possible pop on aim? got my security shit up right now....Ogre at 11:30 will be able to get on tomorrow maybe. emails or pm'z me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 I also learned pictures taken on my mother in laws digital camera will not open in photoshop even though they are jpegs. WTF? try moving the picture to yer desktop first before importing them into photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarGeneral710 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 i learned today that mexicans find new way into entering the U.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 i learned that giving you props makes me feel good inside :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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