Abracadabra Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 them: "hi" me: "hi" them: "are you ok?" me: "um..yeah. i'm sober" them: "ohhh...well, let's get you drunk then" the moral of the story: BOPSET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 HAHA.. NIce... Im going to come hang out with you and your friends.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 SETBOP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 good friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 BOP IT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ^ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Are you still married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 very nice friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 a conversation i had the other night Me: nah, i'm right (refusing a doobie) Him: why? Me: 'cos i'm reacquainting with an old friend. (indicates bottle of red wine, smiling dumbly) Her: your old friend is already on your teeth. (deadpan delivery) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Guy1: Hey, "guy2" why are you wearing shoes? Guy2: Cause i'm going outside... Guy1: Wha, why do you have cigarettes? Guy2: I dont know, cause i smoke? after typing that out its really not that funny at all, oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 guy1: why are you moving the tv? guy2: i'm taking it into the other room guy1: nah, i think we're leaving it out here tonight. you don't pay rent here guy2: you smell like ass. and you're a piece of shit. guy1 sulks out of the room, guy2 proceeds to jack the tv from one of the people who actually lives in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Stay tuned, Boppers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 girl1- Hi!! how are you! girl2- Hi! im good how are you! girl1- Good! girl3- HII!! how are you!! girl4- ohh hey! how are you! girl3- Good!! typical college girl convo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 last night i got an 8 pack of carlsburg, because aparently beer comes in 8 packs here. ive never had it, but the can claims its 'probably the best lager in the world' so i figured i had to check it out. there was no conversation involved, it just happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 carlsburg is good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i thought it tasted pretty watery and bland, but not bad. i also chose it based on the vast number of 'football' uniforms it's featured on. i figured if it was good enough for them, it would be good enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Heineken cans and bottles used to have rugby uniforms on them and 8 packs are awesome, they are definitely not common enough here, 6 packs are too civilised for one person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 bus I was on yesterday pulled over suddenly, and six gardai (the cops) got on. They proceded to pull the dirtbirds from the back seat of the bus. "we know started an altercation with another woman on the last bus" "Mister, mister, yer one says I was firin jellies at her but I wasn't mister. I wasn't. Ah *please* mister, what about the childer?" so young mom of three is chucked out, brats in tow, in the middle of town at 10pm. brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 me: were you guys at [a certain bar] yesterday? they: nope me: good. they:were you? me:yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 my friends conversations usually go em: got weed me: yeah em: light up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Convo I just had: Me: Hello Dude: Hey this is *blank* from Oil Company we have a bad check you wrote. Me: What? Dude: Yea it says insufficient funds do you need a couple days to come up with the $780? Me: Uh yea about a week I'll have it. Sorry... Dude: No problem I just need to be paid in cash this time... Me: Ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Me: Vicodins make me horny Ex GF: Want a vicodin? Me: Are you trying to molest me? Ex GF: Something like that. Me: I'll be right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 me: why are you wearing a tiara? her: cuz iz my birthday. me: so why are you sitting alone? her: im not im with my girls. her: iz dat all you got? me: my bad, but the velour baby-phat jump doesn't really say "talk to me like i have an IQ higher than the 23's on my feet. her: .........so you wanna dance or what? me: yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 friend: so i talked to jessica today... me: you talk to alot of jessica's friend: the one i work with me: oh... "man hands"? friend: yea. that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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