2Blazzed Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 You can openly joke around with her about her upcoming abortion. feel free to add Oh yeah...and she said i can be the Fetus's Godfather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i like to pick up chicks outside of the STD clinic... i just sit on the bench outside and wait for the ones to come out with a smile on their faces is that weird? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 thats pretty hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I was talking to some girl a couple days ago that I hadn't seen in YEARS She starts out with, "You know that thing about a ring on a girls thumb isn't real right?" "Huh?" "You know, that if a girl has a ring on her thumb it means she likes anal." I look at her thumb, she's got a ring on it. "It's not true though, don't think that I'm into that lol" "Um, ok." "I only do it when I'm really drunk." Whore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I like to talk to whores and ask them if anal hurts it's funny to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 thats dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 abortion godfather, holy shit, you better keep that thing in line with god wait, if its an abortion, just keep it away from christopher reeve, he'll suck all the good cells out in a second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignorance_isnt_bliss Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 when she is texting some other dude while you sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axolotl Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 when its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i cant even fuck with this thread hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 when she is texting some other dude while you sleep. That's all females. I just assume the worst. Its usually dead on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 this thread makes me laugh haha edit: how about when you wake up in the morning and she asks "am i a bad girlfriend?" and you know that you're not the one dating her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 abortion godfather, holy shit, you better keep that thing in line with god wait, if its an abortion, just keep it away from christopher reeve, he'll suck all the good cells out in a second ya dont have to worry bout that one hes long gone some one gave him a dose of kryptonite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 you know shes a whore when she lets you pee in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i'm a whore. i like whores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 you know she's a whore when she lets you fuck her with your friend sleeping on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Mustard Making 101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 you know shes a whore when you fuck her while her boyfriend is in the next room over. when all your homies been through it theyre all whores anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 you know shes a whore. when she fucks your friend in after denying her the sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 when you and your boy can sing it aint no fun if the homies cant have none it aint no fuuuuuuuuuuun if the homies cant haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave none if tuff tone gave a fuck about a bitch, i'd always be broke i'd never have no motha fuckin indo to smaoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070903211619AAMc3MV&show=7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 ^^^^^ HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 ive liked plenty of girls that were whoes. saddened at first, and then fucked them silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 When you get woken up by a kid asking his (naked) mom for a glass of water. She wipes the sleep from her eye and responds "go upstairs and ask your dad". His dad lives upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 ...when a girl flies over 1000 miles for some outside dick, just because i have a bigger post count than her dudes. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Man Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 When you ask how much for a root, and she replies ' I'm on me reds but for $5 you can do me up the shitter'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 english? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 when she is texting some other dude while you sleep. That's all females. I just assume the worst. Its usually dead on. This is the truest thing i have ever read. Props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 when your dick is resting in a blood soaked latex glove due to a recent genital piercing, and the girl tells you she'll fuck you regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 when its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way like a chapstick into the grand canyon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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