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You Know A Girls A WHORE When....

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You can openly joke around with her about her upcoming abortion.

 

feel free to add

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah...and she said i can be the Fetus's Godfather.

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i like to pick up chicks outside of the STD clinic... i just sit on the bench outside and wait for the ones to come out with a smile on their faces

 

 

 

is that weird?

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I was talking to some girl a couple days ago that I hadn't seen in YEARS

 

She starts out with,

 

"You know that thing about a ring on a girls thumb isn't real right?"

 

"Huh?"

 

"You know, that if a girl has a ring on her thumb it means she likes anal."

 

I look at her thumb, she's got a ring on it.

 

"It's not true though, don't think that I'm into that lol"

 

"Um, ok."

 

"I only do it when I'm really drunk."

 

Whore?

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abortion godfather, holy shit, you better keep that thing in line with god

 

 

wait, if its an abortion, just keep it away from christopher reeve, he'll suck all the good cells out in a second

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this thread makes me laugh haha

 

 

edit: how about when you wake up in the morning and she asks "am i a bad girlfriend?" and you know that you're not the one dating her

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abortion godfather, holy shit, you better keep that thing in line with god

 

 

wait, if its an abortion, just keep it away from christopher reeve, he'll suck all the good cells out in a second

 

 

ya dont have to worry bout that one hes long gone some one gave him a dose of kryptonite

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you know shes a whore when you fuck her while her boyfriend is in the next room over.

 

when all your homies been through it

 

theyre all whores anyway..

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when you and your boy can sing

it aint no fun if the homies cant have none

it aint no fuuuuuuuuuuun if the homies cant haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave none

if tuff tone gave a fuck about a bitch, i'd always be broke

i'd never have no motha fuckin indo to smaoke

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When you get woken up by a kid asking his (naked) mom for a glass of water. She wipes the sleep from her eye and responds "go upstairs and ask your dad".

 

His dad lives upstairs.

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...when a girl flies over 1000 miles for some outside dick, just because i have a bigger post count than her dudes.

 

:lol:

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