Pfffffffffft Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i got them for the first time a few nights ago.. i was getting some touch when it was interrupted abruptly.. this has never happed to me before then and i hope it never does.. that shit was painful as hell i always thought it was a myth but its is oh so very true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 hahahahahaha......hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 first time i got blueballs sucked. i was 16 and this chick was being a tease. finally ended up blowing me and the fountains of god came forth and they skeeted. and woa, it was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I blame dolphins. Brainwashin our wimmenz, controllin our numberz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: never leave until the job is done my friend.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Basically, it's all the dolphins fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 yeah i got that once with this religious chick i was dating. I was like why must the lord giveth and then taketh away! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 my girl pulled that on me this weekend, she was on the rag when she came to visit but insisted on fucking with me the whole time then straight up leaving without ever a blowjob... fucking lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 yeah i got that once with this religious chick i was dating. I was like why must the lord giveth and then taketh away! religious girls are the worst........ next to fucking evil dolphins. <grumble> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 wheres my fucking picture son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 never had em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 yeah i got that once with this religious chick i was dating. I was like why must the lord giveth and then taketh away! you should have told her, "the Lord says we must love thy neighbor", brother Don. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 EMs- im not at the apartment but about to go back there .. then you will get it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 This shit better be fucking epic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 im thinkning it will be a let downn.. not so epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 blue balls aren't shit next to this happening. i feel sorry for anyone that this happens too: http://www.ibrokemypenis.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 oh yeah, no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I'm incapable of getting blue balls. All the time's I've been about to nut and didn't for whatever reason, I've never gotten that shit. That's right, my cockandballs are superior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightymim Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 the cure for blue balls is getting some pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Flu Sanwich Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 religious girls are the worst........ Yeah, until you get them to give in to their sinful thoughts. Then they are the bessssssst! Blue balls are terrible by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 religious girls are the worst........ I don't know man. Catholic school girls where the best when I was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 religious girls will suck your cock at the drop of a hat but as soon as you tell them to spread em' they freak the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Not a fun thing to have...I've spent a few uncomfortable nights in bed because of it. Luckily it's something which doesn't really happen to me either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 religious girls will suck your cock at the drop of a hat but as soon as you tell them to spread em' they freak the fuck out. Catholic school girls in my day sucked cock AND spread their legs at the drop of a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 religious girls will suck your cock at the drop of a hat but as soon as you tell them to spread em' they freak the fuck out. Stright up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Catholic school girls in my day sucked cock AND spread their legs at the drop of a hat. i'm not that old and this still held true when i was in highschool... i doubt much has changed in the past 3 or 4 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 FUCK BLUES BALLS YO. that shit sucks ass yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVAK Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 BLUE BALLS ARE SOOOO NOT COOL....EVERY GIRL WHO GIVES THEM NEEDS TO BE KICKED IN THE BABYMAKER VERY HARD UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCE THE SAME PAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 BLUE BALLS ARE SOOOO NOT COOL....EVERY GIRL WHO GIVES THEM NEEDS TO BE KICKED IN THE BABYMAKER VERY HARD UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCE THE SAME PAIN i dont know if thats fair... i mean i'd rather have blue balls once in a while then bleed out of my crotch like girls do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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