dowmagik Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 A local radio station show, The Donkey Show, recently came out of the woodwork with a pretzel that (some say) looks like he Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus. The man who found the pretzel used to come into the 7-11 I worked at, and it likely the cheesiest mother fucker I had ever encountered in my life. A really nice guy, but corny as hell and would always have some semi-funny comeback to every greeting I would give him. Anyways... It was on Ebay, and reached over 2 MILLION dollars before Ebay took it down for violating their no-food policy. The 2 million dollar bid was legit, by a business owner that wanted publicity and had been in contact with the station. The pretzel is back on Ebay - currently a little over $5,000 - hopefully it will get back up to the big bucks it was at yesterday. http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-Pretzel_W0QQitemZ180217949919QQihZ008QQcategoryZ13771QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=zpoMZ7hEaas Heres a video from a local news station - the pretzel also appeared on CNN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 this is almost as bad as the stain in chicago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 What's rad is that the Donkey Show is being very public that they think people are straight up stupid to spend so much money on a pretzel, they aren't putting up a front like they actually think it's a gift from god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 damn the bid is over 5grand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 But a pretzel you can just easily form into that shape....??? It's not like where someone buys a bag of chips and one of the chips has jesus imprinted on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 jesus chipz? are they like RAP SNACKS??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 wow, mad gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 god works in mysterious ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i saw those rap snacks at the dollar store, for 80 cents, so i bought them, i'll take a picture and post, one is like southern crunk barbeque and the other is like ODB sour cream and onion, bajajaja, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 god fails in mysterious ways fixt* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty scumbag Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 who cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 The thought that people would actually bid on something like this makes me want to punt a small dog. Argh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Thats crazy christians for ya.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Rap Snacks are the greatest fucking thing ever. I first discovered them in West Philly a long ass time ago, I think they had Master P on them or some shit. It was fucking great. Honey BBQ if I remember correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i didnt care about this thread. untill i saw the monkey. damn its too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 P.S I'm stoned as fuck, crazy drunk and thought the Warren G bag said "WARRFAG" I was like "wtf??@@" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 that pretzel is a bunch of BS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Epic pretzel-making failz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 http://www.divine-interventions.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 thats one shitty ass pretzel... and i dont see any resemblence to virgin mary... a little bit, but come on.... its a fucking pretzel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 its fucking hilarious/sad that people actually want to buy that pretzel!! seriously, ITS A PRETZEL. hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 someone on ebay had a pretzel stick for sale that was "moses' staff". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 man....you can make ANYTHING look like the virgin Mary.... p.s. co-sign on the rap snack....i had the dirt mcgrit sour cream and onion...shit was good..and not as greasy as regular lays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 That makes way more sense though if you know your religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 the master p one i had said "start your own business" as the quote on the bag. lil bow wow said "stay in school" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe Frohman Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i had a cracker yesterday that looked like an animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Abe Frohman? The sausage king of Chicago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe Frohman Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 yes mr.bueller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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