swedish erotica Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 this is very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 com'on you know that no guy is truly single... ya'll are dating rosie palms and her five sisters^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 the band of the hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Being single was cool when I was young and in my prime. These day's I'm kinda fat though. So having that steady pussy at home is just fine by me. Fuck putting all that time, effort and money into trying to get laid at my age. Having a wife free's up my time to concentrate on other shit. Like being lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 15, 2008 Author Share Posted February 15, 2008 yeah i forgot most of you dudes are over 25 or something I guess I'll be singing a different tune when i get older Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Hayabusa you're being bitter because you haven't found that "wifey" status one. you know what i mean too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 These day's I'm kinda fat though. well, stop being a drunken asshole. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Fuck that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Yea what suki said. She's happy cuz she's found sherock and they lez it up all day. For some reason I've always figured you were in your late 20s.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 15, 2008 Author Share Posted February 15, 2008 Hayabusa you're being bitter because you haven't found that "wifey" status one. you know what i mean too... but i thought me and you.......were.....you know....... </3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 GET OVER IT ALREADY VALENTINES IS OVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Recently single. Its been good so far. Had sex on the floor last night when I was drunk as hell and now I have carpet burns on my knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 but i thought me and you.......were.....you know....... </3 stop being so sappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Recently single. Its been good so far. Had sex on the floor last night when I was drunk as hell and now I have carpet burns on my knees. Well that's the price you pay for putting the poop chute in reverse! /nohomo(on my part, this nigga is mad gay) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCT Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 An older god once told me to write down on a piece of paper everthing i would like to accomplish, once done, take a second look at ur list, now ask urself......................................do you have time in that list to spend (waste) with a chick?............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCT Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 bang hoes for now............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokee Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 fuck being single...i spent the last 2 years banging random hoes that i didnt give a fuck about... now i've met someone i love and actually enjoy her company and waking up next to her, and so on and so forth... love is the way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 that was some pretty idiotic advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Word. That was some pretty shitty bit of wisdom sety. Negative props this man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanga Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 being single sucks, how am I gonna dump on someone's chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 hahaha thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I fuck one girl on a daily basis but I don't deal with any of that "relationship" bullshit. It's pretty swell. I bought her a beer for Valentine's Day, but only because I was feeling generous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suppertime Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 i like porn. alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I fuck one girl on a daily basis but I don't deal with any of that "relationship" bullshit. It's pretty swell. I bought her a beer for Valentine's Day, but only because I was feeling generous. does she look like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Being single sucked this week because I was fielding all these phone calls from girls I'm not interested in. One of them even has a boyfriend who I'm cool with. I should tell that dude what's up. Some people are very dependant on a woman's touch. They need the fingers through the hair, they need to be told when to stand up and sit down. Me, I'd rather have a revolving door and meet all sorts of girls. Your girl ain't gonna be there to comfort you when there is bombs going off all around you in the jungle. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Nah she's a cutie...she's just sprung...and smart enough to know if she tries to pull some serious relationship bullshit on me I can and will go fuck another girl real quick. So I guess you're whipped by some dumb stuck-up dainty MTV watchin type bitch then huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 does she look like this? ooo..she's cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 my girl dont watch TV. neither do i. that much. so you're wrong there. whipped? me? nah. and you call that girl smart? if she was smart she'd have enough brains to stop deailing with you and being used. so yeah, i think you got it backwards about that MTV shit. i think the girl you're fucking with is stuck on some shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Maybe SHE is using HIM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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